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I miss my vy2gumi account I'm packin it up and relocating back there but I'm making a pinned post saying for That Person to fuck off

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diversity win! you are the gay cousin!

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it's a classic scam. you buy cheap ingredients, renovate them using heat and other ingredients and flip em. by the time the cops catch up you've moved on to another dish

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top 10 wayneradiotv moments according to ai dungeon

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so tired of the phrase ‘just say you hate [x]’ appearing in posts. sometimes it is actually about people disguising their hatred for various groups but a lot of the time it’s either just taking the worst faith interpretations of people’s posts, or just using the most hyperbolic language for a problem that 90% of the time is not caused by hatred but just not fully thinking something’s implications through 

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Weh I miss my old account sure would be nice if someone didn't make me feel unsafe there by risking outing me bc they like showing my posts to people when I vent about the things they do to hurt me bc they can't accept when someone tells them they're hurting someone with their selfish actions ahaha

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me as a firefighter: *blasts burnin’ up by the jonas brothers on the aux cord instead of turning on the siren*

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[Darnold: They put potions on my computer.]

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Mr. J, how do you relieve stress?

Hm, although Mr.@warriormale recommends training and fighting but I have to say as a small cat...

Sleep and forget!

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apparently the kids at summer camp are obsessed with playing an irl version of Among Us and today i helped scheme with the other interns and counselors to come up with a list of “tasks” for the kids to do, which is really just chores to be done around the farm that we don’t want to do. and they love it. the kids love it. thank you, Among Us.

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The girls are fightinggggg

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(unmute)

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i discovered that my favorite ytp on the planet got taken down... I still think about this scene every day

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she needs to read this 

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Me explaining my conspiracy theory to my friends that dream is an industry plant and all his content is staged and he's a hired persona of a bigger media company and that's why he emerged onto YouTube with a fuck ton of money and high quality production and immediate connections to bigger YouTubers and was propelled from 1k subs to millions of subs in under a year