Guess what? Chicken butt. (currently obsessing over James Wilson)
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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.
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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
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sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.
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✨ May your delulu become trululu ✨
We stay delusional over here.
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mr. gorbachev scooch those panties to the side a little
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This is like the inverse of the Breaking Bad meme where Walter is screaming from the car
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Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it Ur doin a great job lil buddy
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Love life so fucked up I started listening to Radiohead.
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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oh to be called "my love" by your favourite person in the whole world
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