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FISH WIVES COME HOME THE GAY KIDS MISS YOU

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Update, wore it to pride, brought my tarot deck, was gay had fun

A custom crop top based on the circus man for Pride this year.

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Kael. A visual.

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rewatching early c2 as a shadowgast girlie is so funny. local dirty hobo (his words not mine) makes mittens out of bread and runs scams to scrape together a few silver pieces, blissfully unaware that in less than 2 years time he will be romantically cohabiting with like. the lucrezia borgia of wildemount. and if anything HE will be wearing the pants in that relationship.

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ok so im watching m9 for the first time, and as its been out for years atp i know a lot of things that happen in the campaign. mostly, i know that caleb and essek end up together. and i know a lot of people talk about how courting of the crick like… prophecies their eventual love story, and i would agree i think it does. but theres another thing thats making me fucking INSANE about them.

so when m9 first get their hands of the beacon, caleb identifies it, because hes a wizard, and is scared by it right. but when its just him at the table, and matt is describing his dream he says “and for the first time in a long time you feel at peace” when hes dreaming about the beacon and dunamancy and whatnot.

its just so fucking insane to me that basically calebs first ever direct interaction with dunamancy is PEACE!! LIKE ARE WE KIDDING!?!(! HE FELT PEACE AND COMFORT!! AND HE FEELS PEACE ABD COMFORT WITH ESSEK!! THE FUCKING GUY WHO WEILDS DUNAMACY BETTER THAN ANYONE!! WHO FUCKING TAUGHT CALEB HOW TO WEILD IT!! UGH THEY MAKE ME CRAZYYYY

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A custom crop top based on the circus man for Pride this year.

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WILDMOTHER THE TABLE CRAVES VIOLENCE

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Caleb: You're taking his Shadowhand mask at face value, I'm comforting him while he cries about all the homeless cats in the world. We are not the same.

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In an Exandria where Disneyland existed, Percy would make sure all his kiddos had a good time. He'd wear a 'Princess Security' t-shirt with pride.

Yasha would love the parades.

Callowmoore would be utter chaos, ride every ride, and end up in a random light parade.

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”how far does this darkness rise?” ”About a mile.” ”That is Fascinating!” ”Oh 😏 there is so much more”

MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED THEYRE MARRIED THAT’S A WRAP CASE CLOSED GOOD GAME

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PLEASE SOMEBODY WRITE THIS

okay but Caleb would love to be in a warrior cats au

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From the Midst/Weird Kids crossover...

Taliesin: As someone who has often put a cucumber in latex, I can back that up. Matt: (nods gleefully) Yes. Taliesin: I'm a big fan of cucumbers in latex. Xen and Sara: (looking on in confusion and hesitation) Ashley: So-- w-what were you putting a cucumber in latex for? Taliesin: I mean, we all get lonely. Everyone: (breaks)

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caleb in ep 49: "local man confuses literal friendship and caring for 'using people'"

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hi I’m over the moon about hearing Taliesin voice a Mollymauk line in the year 2025 💜 he’s been working on the accent and it sounds adorable ; ;

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Anyway

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I love how when the Critical Role cast members bring a parent onto a show the critters give them a CR related nickname. First we have Sam's mom as Momlan and now we have Taliesin's mom as Mollymom.

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Essek should legally be allowed to bite one person who touches him against his wishes a day until he tastes blood.