disappointed-carrot-mush
disappointed-carrot-mush
daucus carota sativus
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carrots shouldn't be in a mush format regardless of what babies think
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 1 month ago
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PUPPET
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 2 months ago
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"nobody cares about tim drake--" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
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I CARE ABOUT TIM DRAKE. I DO. LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 2 months ago
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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.
The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.
'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.
It's a genius plan.
But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'
Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.
Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.
Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.
'Oh. My. God'.
There's just no way he's telling any of them.
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 2 months ago
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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 2 months ago
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Barry Allen should have frosted tips
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 3 months ago
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So fun fact I was accepted to every colleges I applied too!!!!! And I whole heartedly believe it was my essay because it sure as hell wasn’t my grades or gpa!!!!
he means so much to me that I’m betting my college acceptance on it
shout out to Tim Drake being a central part of my colleges, admissions essay
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 5 months ago
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My Tim Drake wallpaper
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 7 months ago
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Horror art
Hey so like fun fact, I’m actually a MASSIVE horror movie nerd (especially 80’s and 90’s) on top of like X-men and batman, so since this account has really just turned into me and my interests and some doodles I’ve done, I thought why not post a page or two from my sketch book. They’re not the best pieces mostly done when I just had some free time but regardless here they are! And if anyone has any tips or critique I’m more then happy to hear them
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 7 months ago
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“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”
Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 9 months ago
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bitches will be like “this is my comfort show” and its a show where the characters have never felt a day of comfort in their lives (its me im bitches)
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 10 months ago
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he means so much to me that I’m betting my college acceptance on it
shout out to Tim Drake being a central part of my colleges, admissions essay
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 11 months ago
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Sooooooooo MBAV x SCREAM (1996)???? Anyone???
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Scream 1996 is not only my fav Horror movie but my favorite movie in general. I love this movie it’s great. So why not combine it with a show that I love also! MBAV is definitely not my fav show but it is one I like to make art of.
Character Swaps:
Billy Loomis= Ethan Morgan
Sydney Prescott= Sarah Fox
Stu Macher= Benny Weir
Tatum Riley= Erica Jones
Randy Meeks= Rory Keaner
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I actually really like this Au idea… I’m definitely making more art for it. In a weird way it makes sense ya know??
Rory’s the goofy horror buff, Erica’s the sexy bestie, Ethan is also a horror buff but in wayyy more self righteous way, Sarah is uptight and vampires are always a sex allegory so that makes sense that she would be a “prude”, and most fittingly Benny is the goofy overacting friend who goes with wtv his bestie wants just for the lols.
I think I like this AU more than my Descendants AU I dunnoooo. It’s just a lot of fun fr.
I think that it’d be the same plot as Scream 1996 ignoring the other movies because that’s what I’ve been doing my whole life. I know some of the later movies are really good but I decided long ago I’d never watch them so boohoo.
I’m sure if I think about it hard enough I could fit some characters into other AU roles but I’m mostly gonna be doing screenshot redraws of the main 5…
Enjoyyyy and ask questions if you’d like!
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 11 months ago
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 1 year ago
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Class X by MattySzee
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 1 year ago
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you genuinely don’t have to increase graphics in games anymore. I don’t have a spaceship to run this on. My previous laptop blew up trying to run animal jam. I was more than happy with Skyrim graphics and portal 2 looks breathtaking to me. I just want to be able to play your game. I don’t want to see their pores and uncannily delineated teeth. One time fallout 4 crashed so hard it basically uninstalled itself from my computer. Ffxiv completely fried my laptops motherboard and I just kept playing ffxiv anyway. For where else would I go? Who else could I love but you
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 1 year ago
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i went back
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Jean and Scott doodle
this one was inspired by X-Men evolution, even though it’s a silly cartoon of the X-men in high school, I think if you kinda read into it, it really really highlights that at the end of the day all of the X-men were kids. Scared children who didn’t know what was happening to them or anything around them, having to deal with the stress of high school and all that comes with it, and being mutants, on top of being literal superhero’s. It really solidifies for me that they were reckless kids before they were superhero’s or anything else, they were just trying to live their lives, and I love that.
Anyways! Here’s a bad doodle of Jean and Scott
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disappointed-carrot-mush · 1 year ago
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Jean and Scott doodle
this one was inspired by X-Men evolution, even though it’s a silly cartoon of the X-men in high school, I think if you kinda read into it, it really really highlights that at the end of the day all of the X-men were kids. Scared children who didn’t know what was happening to them or anything around them, having to deal with the stress of high school and all that comes with it, and being mutants, on top of being literal superhero’s. It really solidifies for me that they were reckless kids before they were superhero’s or anything else, they were just trying to live their lives, and I love that.
Anyways! Here’s a bad doodle of Jean and Scott
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