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New chapter coming soon!

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Silver Bard AU RAEDA Timeline

Since the next chapter is still taking some time, I made a Timeline that helps you better follow Raine and Eda's life so far.

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Age 0: a menece to society is born and a few months later her soul mate crawls out of their mama's womb. The pregnancy had complicatsions which caused Cassandra to get sick

Age 1: Eda's first words were swear words and her parents have no idea from where she got them cuz they both don't swear and toddler Lilith didn't know those words yet

Age 2: Raine starts playing Violin with a toddler instrument an elderly neighbor gave them. Emily and Cassandra see that their child has natural talent for music so they start collecting different instruments for them to try

Age 4: Eda joins Hexside baby classes, and Raine starts their own baby classes at St. Epiderm.

The classes at the Epiderm are costly even for toddlers and Raine's family, who only have one income, has trouble findning the money to pay for Raine's school, Cassandra's treatment and other stuff they need to survive. To help out their moms little Raine takes their instruments to the smal town at the Knee and plays there for tips. While there a man working for Mr. Show sees them one day. Seeing money signs, Mr. Show contacts Emily and Cass giving them an offer they can't refuse, even though Cassandra doesn't like it at all. Emily sees it as help sent by the Titan.

Age 5: Raine has done their first tv series (I image it being something simular to Sofia the first but live action) and has joined the Booway to play smaller parts in huge musicals. They also do their first voice acting job, giving a voice to a character that used to be Eda's favorite from the show (and also will be King's fav one day and he never figures out whose voice it is).

Age 6: Eda joins the potsion track at the school and gets sent into the principal's office for the first time (aka Eda does her first school prank) Raine too joins a coven track (bard) and always have at least one movie, play or voice acting project going on. Their parents still have a problem paying the cost of the school and Mr Show only makes promises that Raine's next job will pay more but when its time for payment he says something like 'you see the project didn't bring enough money in' or 'sadly the director of the project is not happy with Raine's performance, but next time when they do better they surely will get more money!'

Age 7: The Raine Whispers is so popular by now that people either fangirl over Raine or they hate them and make their life a living hell. But still, Raine dosen't complane, they are willing to do anything to help their moms.

Age 10: Eda comes up with her Lord Calamity persona and also starts working to make her secret room of shortcuts.

Age 11: Raine is given the opportunity to present the school at IFWOT for a scholarship that pays for most of their school costs. Its the first time ever that Emily and Cassandra can start saving money and don't have to chose between food or meds.

Age 13: Raine and Eda meet! The babies are now togather!

At IFWOT after Eda leaves, Terra makes an offer to Raine that could earn them that Terra would help them keep their scholarship. Raine refuses and runs away from the event before the teachers are ready to leave. They end up walking all the way back to the knee, the school and Emily are mad at them for running away and not staying to wait for the others. At the end Raine loses the scholarship.

Their parents want to try to find money to help them stay at the Epiderm but Raine is smart and convinces their parents to move and change schools. They use the money they have saved up for the past 3 years to move.

Now at Hexside, Raine gets to be more free and themself, for the first time they find people who actually like them as a friend and see past the famous Raine Whispers. They still are forced to work for Mr. Show but at least they can also have personal life and friends.

Age 14: Five monts after meeting Eda, Cassandra dies suddenly just a few days before Grom Night (Raine was chosen as the Grom Royalty). Raine and Emily are both messes after Cassandra's death, and Eda and her family are there for them.

During this difficult time, Raine and Eda accidentally end up dating. They both knew they both had feelings for the other but were too scared to say anything. After Raine defeated Grom and the two of them dance, Raeda kissed for the first time. After that moment they are officially a couple (a couple who turn Darius and Lilith mad every single day)

Two months later Eda gets cursed. And things get messy in her life. Lilith (age 16) gets into the EC but can't go just yet because she must finish hexside first (2 more years) but she has a place in the Coven training and does already some training but not the full program.

Age 15: Gwen has gone mad with trying to fine a cure to Eda's curse, but nothing works. Eda is hopeful at first and belives that they can fine a cure. Raine is trying to support their girlfriend but Eda tries to hide all about the curse. They fall into a depression thanks to the contract they are still in and not being able to help their lover. They have bad self image issues.

On bad days they both often think that it would be better and easier if they just ended it all, but they keep going, not wanting to leave behind the other one.

Age 16: they have a trip to the knee (to know what happened there read my other fic 'Next Step' (18+ audience only!) ) after that trip Eda starts trusting Raine with her curse a little more.

Just few weeks after the trip, Eda escapes home and finds the portal. She is missing for a few weeks before she comes back, meets up with Raine again and starts living alone in the tower. Eda stays in hidding, Raine the only one why knows where she is. She starts stealing for money and food.

Age 17: Eda starts selling human realm stuff (not yet at the market, she does it more in the drug dealer style)

Raine is still depresso, they also feel lonely at school as Eda is not there anymore (tho she often visits them and they spend time togather in the secret room), also Lilith, Darius and Alador have all finished school (they are all year or two older that Raeda), the only one left there with Raine is Perry.

Age 18: RAINE IS A FREE ENBY! They finally finish school, get out of the contract and move in with Eda.

They both become Wild Witches who spend their days stealing and scamming people, Eda does it all without covering her identity but Raine wears a mask (the silver bard has been born) Slowly they start building their house.

Age 20: Raine wants to go to University but for that they need money, a ton of it, so to get the money they join the Booway again, but this time things are a lot better.

They start doing movies and plays again. This job gives them a scholarship to school and they earn money with what they and Eda can build their house faster (it was a very slow process because they didn't have enough money for it earlier)

Also, to the law and the people, Raine is no longer a Wild Witch because the laws at the time gave witches studying at university an extension of time to join the Coven. The usual age was 21 back then, but when you go to school it goes but to however long it takes for you to finish all your schools (Raine actually finished 3 schools to avoid joining the Coven, they didn't want to join but also wanted to and needed to be a part if the society) (this law was changed at some point)

Age 21: They have their first miscarriage, Raine loses a pregnancy suddenly, they didn't even know that they were with a child. They still lived in the tower and didn't have enough money left after paying for Raine's school and building their home so they thought that the loss was a good thing but it still hurt.

After that they had their first talk about what they both wanted from that relationship and do they want kids. Eda said that she was unsure and Raine said the same but inside they both wanted kids (Eda just too scared of the curse and Raine not wanting to pressure her)

Raine had the top surgery.

Age 22: they finish the owl house after 4 years. They meet Hooty.

Age 25: Eda loses a pregnancy with twins, she was in the middle of her pregnancy at the time, they both wanted these babies but Eda suddenly transformed and the babies died as a result.

By that time Eda has her full human trash selling business and Raine is doing their second uni degree.

Raine is again maddly popular by that time and rich as hell. They use the money to help people that need it.

Age 28: Robin

Eda and Raine's relationship is at its lowest point ever, but they're working on it.

Age 29: Raine joins the coven, becoming a secret spy in the coven. They start as a teacher teaching coven scouts in training.

Age 30 to 34: Raine lives a double life, their true life with Eda and as a Wild Witch and the other as the perfect bard who everybody loves and who works for the coven.

Eda is being Eda, Raine there to keep her from doing stuff thats too stupid.

They both work with many wild witches, trying to make the world safer for everyone. The Owl Lady and The Silver Bard are legendary among the Wild.

Age 35: Eda finds King! Or lovebirds can finally be parents.

Age 37: Raine becomes the Vise Head Witch of the Bard Coven.

Age 39: Melody is born! They start the act of Raine's dead fiancé and hide who is Mellys actual mother.

Age 44: Luz appears in their lives and everything that happens next you already know or will know in the coming weeks.

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The next list I will make is what kind of plays, musicals, shows and movies I have imagined Raine being in and doing. Many will be human realm musicals that have their own deamon realm version (don't ask how, they just do somehow)

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3th time at the cinema to see HTTYD new movie!

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Nothing to do with the Fic, I'm just being my happy enby self

This enby fucker here just took their fist T shot! My hands were shaking so bad as I did it and the T didn't want to come out of the needle but It got done and I am so overwhelmed with anxiety, relief and happiness.

It's kinda sad that I need to cosplay a trans man to get my meds because my country who is usually pretty good with trans and gay stuff does not recognized non-binaly as a gender.

It took my almost 3 years to get those meds. I needed to go do so many different doctors but now its finally done and I have a fantastic doctor who is going to help me from now on.

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Do you want to add a little Owl House into your Sims 4 game?

I made some Owl House cc; you can now have the Owl Lady Wanted poster and some other posters in your Sims 4 game.

I am building the Owl House in the Sims at the moment, and I needed the posters so I made them into cc.

THE ART IS NOT MINE, I ONLY TURNED THEM INTO CC!

Link from where you can download them (you need to download all the files for it to work):

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Casual Raeda simp conversation with my sister.

Somebody save me from that woman, I know I kinda started it but my tiny asexual brain needs to be saved, this Bi woman is not leaving me alone and wants me to write a team song for Monster Fu*ker Raine Whispers!

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Oke I lied to you, the new chapter will take a little longer, some stuff came up and now I need to clean up some mess. I see you as soon as I can!

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So me and my sister were talking about Raine not remembering much of what happened to them after the Coven took them. My dumb sister somehow thinks that its all about Hooty somehow.

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After 3 days of hell (work) today my brain has been hurting like Raine's in the chapter 28, so cuz I couldn't write I decided to bring the AU to sims so I can play it at some point. Made some of the character, this sims play will be them in around 10 years after the epilogue (so Luz, King and Melody are all adults). I also have made Vee and Lainy, and will make Hunter, Amity, Gus, Willow, Eber, Darius, Alador, the Twins and maybe some more.

Makeing King into a human/witch felt like a fucking crime!

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Done with my HTTYD side guest and now fully ready to get back on the main rode that leads me into the Emperor's mind and into the rebellions HQ where a handfull of Raine's adopted kids are planing the overtaking of the coverment and making sure that Raine doesn't forget who they are on that mission.

The rebellion will see you before the end of the week!

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Next Chapter of the Silver Bard AU is comming on the 28th probably.

The thing is I do have the next two days free that I want to spend on writing now that I have my lovely pc with me in my new apartment but something happened... my brain is stuck on an angsty How to Train your Dragon: Race to the Edge story that I need to get out of my brain so I can write anything else.

I blame the fact that this happened on the fact that there is 0 Raeda fanfics (ones without omega verce or some other things I am not interested in reading) and thanks to that starvation I have been reading my secon fav fandom and my fav sibling duo. If you are intrested my next story will be and angsty story of Ruffnut, Hiccup and Astrid getting captured and Ruff doing some dumb shit to make sure she will be the one harmed and not her 'much more important to the Berk' friends.

After that is done I will be right back to the Silver Bard AU. I PROMISE!

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Little bonus cuz ya guys waited so long for an update!

This scene was cut from the chapter and takes place a few years before the start of the story.

The Owl House family sits all togather in the kitchen, Raine making food while King id drawing and Eda is teaching a toddler Melody to speak.

Eda: what sound does an cat make?

Melody: Meow

Eda: Yes, that's correct, monkey. Now what sound does an owl make.

Melody: Hoot!

Eda: and Hooty?

Melody: HOOOOOOOT!

Eda: yeah, that sounded accurately annoying. Now what sound does Nini make?

Melody giggling: Ieeedaaaa noooo!

Eda: that really does sound like nini

Raine: no it dosen't

Eda: it so does!

Raine: Fine. Melody dear, what sound does mama make?

Melody: Fuck!

Raine:....

Eda:...

King: Ha Ha Ha Ha Eda uses bad words!

Eda: Monkey, what sound does King make?

Melody: Fuck!

King:....

Eda: 😌

Raine: We will start a curse jar!

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Moving updates!

Me and my 4 kids are all home safe, my father was out cold drunk and didn't even see us leave.

The car ride with 3 of my kids was a mess.

My oldest Dora (7 years old) was yelling at me the whole 40 minute ride, she called me some bad names cuz I forced her out of her nap. Now at our new house she is so curious and has been to every tiny place in the whole 3 room apartment.

My middle girl Heddy (five years old) was so scared the whole ride and was frozen in place. Right now she is hiding under a table, isn't eating but took a treat i gave her.

My toddler Lilith (yes she is named after Lilith Clawthorne, and she is 1 years old) shat when we were like 1/3 of the way there and for the rest of the drive me and my girls were suffocating because of her rotten smelling shit. SHE WAS SITTING IN THAT SHIT MOST OF THE WAY. And by the time we got there the backpack was full of fog and she was panting in there so I ran her first into the apartment and took her out of the bag. After I got all the kids inside I gave Lilith a bath and now she is wet but happy to be free from the mess she made.

Luna (the cute 6 year old I showed ya last time) is happy to have her sisters with her again (or she is just happy because that also means their fancy cat food is now here too.

Some more pics for you

Nobody said that being a single nini to 4 is easy but thing will get petter for us now.

Also the new chapter WILL be out before end of this week. Thanks for your patience, much love - Sherka aka Disaster_on_the_internet

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New chapter will take a little longer

Oke so I am escaping from my father's place into my new apartment tomorrow with all my stuff. The first plan was to stay until my and my little brother's (he is moving away with me) bedrooms at my new apartment are done but at the moment my childhood home is not safe for my cats and I need to get them out. And to make sure my dad can't do anything to my stuff I have 2 days to get everything out before he gets home from a work trip.

Life is a mess at the moment (legit like a bad wattpad fanfic xd)

I will see you as soon as we are somewhere safe.

Until you wait enjoy pictures of my dog who had a bath day yesterday!

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I haven't even had time to start writing the new chapter, too much to do at work and with my apartement. I will try to get an chapter out at the latest next monday.

Sorry for the wait! I will try to post some stuff here while ya guys wait

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I've been reading my own fanfic and damn why does my computer's grammer program hate Raine.

The shit has "fixed" their pronouns at so many places. I'm fucking pissed. It doesn't do it always but sometimes it does and I don't see it before the chapter has been out for many weeks.

If ya ever see those feel free to let me know here or on instagram.

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Hooty is excited for the next chapter