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If I found an abandoned grub I’d hope to help it, but whether purr not I could change it? It’s tough to know, Anonymouse.

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Mod: Between school and certain personal issues, it’s kind of a miracle I’m trying to make my way back here. But, it’s winter break and I figure I’m well enough now to try my hand at running things here again. Hopefully ya’ll are also willing to give me a chance to do this thing better than ever too! So yeah, here’s to the coming end of a truly terrible one year and the start of a new one :)

Because it’s been so long, the ask box has been emptied so please submit some new questions (or old ones you really wanted to get answered and never did)

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>:33

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His furriendship.

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((Take a look at my friend's new Teshima ask blog if you like Yowamushi Pedal!!))

Hey!  It’s Teshima.  You can send me questions here.

((Ask blog is up and running!))

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Happy Twelf Perigee's Eve, Kittens! Hope it's pawsitively purrfect as you wait for the big night! And who knows, purrhaps I'll even surprise mew all with a gift tomorrow night?

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(yoooo I started a GHB ask blog y'know cause I'm clearly so great at updating this one pff so if you're interested please check it out an drop an ask!)

WELCOME TO MY SPACE MOTHERFUCKER. you best be on your fucking sweetest behavior brothers OR I MIGHT HAVE TO GET ALL ROUGH ON YA an ruin my nice new floors. HONK honk

ANYWAY this miraculous box of mine IS NOW OPEN AND READY FOR YOUR QUESTIONS so you’d best to submitting before  I GET TO SOME SUBJUGGLATING

cause here in the most mirthful of places  WE DON’T GOT BUT A FEW RULES THAT YOU’D BEST BE FOLLOWING if you wanna join along for the ride

SO COME ALONG, BROTHER, AND JOIN ME IN THIS DARK CARNIVAL. and get to asking before I all up and get bored

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I think maybe even my Beloved, Psionic and Dolorosa could have lived happily! Could mew imagine? Us, happy 'till the furry end!

Ah, maybe I'll wish to be human someday? And then we'll finally be happy. Wouldn't that be great?

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Ugh stupid box full of stupid questions... What's next? Probably some fool's pathetic nonsense that--

Oh? An actual question? Well, I wasn't expecting THAT. Why don't mew sit next to me Anonymouse and I'll explain something to you.

Matters of our Empurresses's rule will be too complicated fur the tiny, unsophisticated minds of the regular population, so I get why mew are asking this (though it's so completely obvious). So I'll dumb it down enough for your poor little thinkpan

Although she's my moirail, I don't play any big role in most, if not all, of the Empurresses's decisions. Alternia is solely hers to control and to suggest otherwise would be grounds for culling. And, betw33n us, I don't exactly want to be culled. 

As a respectful member of Alternian society and as a troll so high on the hemospectrum, I must set an example for all the lower beings - though at the same time I can't just let her go on a rampage (who would she rule if every troll just went straight to culling?). So while I don't have power over what rules and regulations she imposes, I can gently and sneakily purrsuade her furom certain...opinions. 

I guess my influence depends on a certain point of view. Trolls like Catpurr think I have quite a bit beclaws she listens to me more so than other trolls. But, trolls like that bastard Vantas think I have none beclaws, well let's face it she's the Empurress. She is the law, she's Alternia itself. 

But me? I'd say I'm somewhere in the middle. Though in reality this is much much MUCH more comlpicated and mew wouldn't be able to process even one eigth of what I told you (Alternian law and government really has so many rules, regulation, tradition and so on, it would take HOURS if not SWEEPS fur someone like mewrself to understand). 

Just remember, don't cross her or anyone higher than you and mew won't efur have to find out just how much influence anyone troll has ofur the Empurress! :33

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Okay, let's see what's left in this stupid box thing. Alright. This one's stupid, this one's dumb, stupid, dumb, dumb, stupid. Next is...

Are mew fucking kidding me? Of all the stupid, asinine things you could ask - Why? Just... WHY? Why am I cursed to be around such idiotic, pathetic trolls as these?

What the fuck do you think it's like? What's like it like having lungs? Hmm let me guess, it's pretty damn good isn't it? Well it's the same damned thing mew stupid nook sniffing piece of shit!

GOG the lot of you are worse than that whiny asshole Catpurr! 

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Mew really wanna die that badly?

Why would any "booty" make me do that? I'm not a fucking pirate! And if you mean the other booty then I don't know what's wrong with mew. I don't go around judging which troll to pity or hate based on their fucking glutes! Fur Empurress's sake! Mew must be an imbecile.

Hiss off Anon, befur I cull you fur lack of a working think pan. Or, better yet, stick around and say something else that's stupid. Been a while since my claws have s33n any blood. Might be fun to kill a fool, don't mew think?

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♋: S9RRY, 6UT THAT "699TY" IS MINE,FUCKER!

♌: How the---What are MEW doing here? Get the fuck out of my hive!! And Maryam, I want my clothes NOW *growl*

♍: Oh Dear...

♊: oh please... please ii can't stop laughiing!

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I don't get what mew mean by "was". My lusus is furry much alive. But I won't bother trying to correct that waste chute mew call a think pan. ANYWAY, as I was saying, my lusus is the best. It take plenty of catnaps but is not to be taken lightly. 

It's vicious and the furry best partner to have on a hunt. It's also the cuddliest creature, and likes to just lay in the light of Alternia's moons. Aside furom the Empurresses's luus, it's the fastest swimmer (though between us, I think mine's better!). It also likes to (unfortunately) rip things up, like those giant piles of fluff filled cloth I keep around my hive. 

I really don't know what I'd do if I lost it...

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I'm furry flattered. But, I'm not one fur hugs, not even fur such an...enthusiastic wiggler. 

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I know I asked fur questions, but I didn't want stupid ones. Did mew all rot your think pans? mew're more annoying than... nefurmind! grr