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GOD!!!! i love it when the angels are introduced in supernatural and in walks cas thee el and you’re like oh so that’s what angels are like and then it’s like no!!! that’s just what cas is like. he’s weird and gay and pretty much every other angel could pass as a human but this one will put a massive handprint on the guy he has a crush on and regularly get idioms wrong 

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i think dean spits out watermelon seeds when he eats watermelon and cas eats the spat out watermelon seeds as a little snack.

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pov i’m setting the stage markers for the three leads on the cw show supernatural

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spn is so funny bc you’ll be watching the show and the fallen angel gets sent to heaven conversion therapy and lobotomized repeatedly to stop his feelings for one human being and then when he’s brainwashed and has said human beaten and bloody on his knees and they’re holding hands the human is begging not to live but for the angel to come back to him.

“I need you,” he says, and it gets through to the angel.

then the season gag reel comes out and the actors are fucking around and say “you’re my baby daddy” and “i love you too” and and trying to shove one guy’s face into the other’s crotch.

then the script for the episode makes the rounds and you find out the already devastating “i need you” was originally “i love you”

then you go to a convention and someone asks about chemistry between the characters and they call you a sick freak and put you in gay jail for having impure thoughts about the Very Heterosexual men on tv.

then years later they allegedly pay for research where they allegedly had people rate the gayness of this exact scene to get the public’s opinion on hypothetically making this relationship explicitly gay. Allegedly.

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joel + text posts

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PEDRO PASCAL with Chris Evans and Dakota Johnson doing press for ‘Materialists’

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never ever gotten over how hard strahm hated hoffman after spending like 17 seconds with him wherein he himself did 90% of the talking

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i want the pitt to keep the one shift per season format for s2 but i also want to see the following and i don’t know how to reconcile the two:

collins finds a mouse in her apartment and venmo’s whitaker $25 to come do his thing

langdon being forced to sleep on mel’s couch because abby finally changed the locks on him (and good for her!). mel is Very Concerned about his back and kindly suggests they could just share her bed. langdon has to take a lap around the block

javadi has her 21st birthday party and all of the ED is invited other than robby (snitches get stitches as long as langdon’s not the wrongdoer, per santos). mckay can’t go to a bar because of her ankle monitor but still somehow gets roped into driving as many people home as they can shove into her car at the end of the night

whitaker casually walking down the street and getting splashed by a car hitting a very large puddle (santos is the driver ofc)

dana and her husband see doug driscoll at a starbucks and they tag team beating his ass in the parking lot

garcia promises to be divorced!langdon’s wing woman but they both just end up in tears by the end of the night because they’re so Down Bad for santos and mel

robby starts going to therapy AT LEAST two times a week (tbh he should be in-patient but i’ll allow this compromise) and can’t stop defensively asking the therapist “no are YOU okay??????”

collins and mel team up to investigate who keeps leaving the snack drawer open in the break room. mel very seriously tells langdon about their efforts to bring this criminal to justice and the drawer is coincidentally never left open again (this might actually be feasible. walk with me @ the pitt writers room)

mohan getting drinks with princess and perlah after their shifts end so they can catch her up on all the gossip since robby won’t let the girl breath

santos ends up on the evening news because she saved a guy’s life by doing some batshit medical procedure in a little italy. langdon calls in sick for three shifts in a row

everyone being very confused by mel having backstage passes to a kendrick lamar concert and thinking that she’s joking when she says they’re friends until langdon reveals he saw them talking on facetime once about one of kendrick’s kids having a sinus infection

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I love the little night shift freaks. Carries an unauthorized knife. Pulls up late to the shootout with an iced coffee. Asking to take Thanksgiving off while wheeling in dying patients. Roleplaying cowboys. Literally cursing the ER because SOMEONE can’t keep their freaking mouth shut. Talking about ultrasound pictures like it’s a pirate treasure hunt. Who let them out of their enclosures

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the old man has charmed me

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this show has infected my brain

the pitt (mostly mel & langdon) + text posts

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one hammer throw per day for dana pls

Dana should be allowed to throw hammers at them

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Tommy + text posts

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can't explain why but this shot made me crazier than all the rest combined. tbh

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it wasn't cool but it was funny. dr robby should've traumatised more people. get morgue'd idiots.

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frank langdon + tags

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every kingdon fic is like oh frank langdon? he's the Most Divorced Man Ever and he's a (recovering) DRUG ADDICT who's DIVORCED or GOING TO BE because he's IN LOVE with DOCTOR MEL KING and he has custody of a DOG who's name NO ONE can agree on that he bought WITHOUT ASKING his wife who probably isn't his wife and her name is abby and she is a BITCH but she DESERVES to be and he almost NEVER sees his kids of varying age but are super young and who's names are tanner and [insert any white girl name] because did i mention he's DIVORCED and a (recovering) DRUG ADDICT who's IN LOVE with DOCTOR MEL KING who he always CARPOOLS with and she's ALSO IN LOVE WITH DOCTOR FRANK LANGDON even though he has the Most Unmoanable Name Ever and he ALWAYS knows what she NEEDS because he FELL IN LOVE with her AUTISTIC SWAG and UNDERSTANDS HER and she visited him in REHAB and she treats him like NORMAL PERSON and when he's out they see each other at a PARK because apparently pittsburg has So Many of them and he learns dr king has a SISTER who's ALSO autistic and becca either lives at The Facility or DOESNT but no one can agree on which one and EVERY TIME mel and frank wanna almost-bone she's conveniently NOT THERE (and neither are his KIDS) but at some point becca has met frank and LIKES him and wants her sister to KISS HIM and maybe mel DOES or DOESNT kiss him BUT THEN Something Bad Happens at work and it's so OBVIOUS they're in love and ROBBY is UPSET because NOW he has to call HR and deal with PAPERWORK