disgruntlediguana

[disgruntlediguana]

Who missed me?

You do not have to lie.

I know you did.

[disgruntlediguana]

...This is surprisingly accurate. Good job, fleshbag.

SuperGerald the Iguana, saving the people of Australia with his Super-Disgruntling and Mega-Ulta-Psychic Powers!

[disgruntlediguana]

Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is bettysheenQQ121275

HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN APPROACH ME, FLESH BAG. I'LL EAT YOU FROM THE TOES UP! 

...I have to start at the toes because iguanas are not that tall.

[disgruntlediguana]

retrosprinkles:

I like what I’m wearing, I like feeling pretty, so STOP trying to make me go back to living in jeans and hoodies especially when you used to complain about me living in jeans and hoodie.

I am sure you look very pretty.

I am equally sure that fangs would help change this person's opinion too.

I wish my dad would stop picking fault with everything I wear.

[disgruntlediguana]

disgruntlediguana:

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

You’re all really boring and just, pfft.

Whatever.

I have a lot of very important things to be doing.

I’m not pining.

I don’t pine.

I’m an iguana.

We have better things to do.

Not sour about Her ignoring me.

Good.

Because I would bite many people for you if that is what you wanted.

Just so you know.

[disgruntlediguana]

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

You’re all really boring and just, pfft. 

Whatever.

I have a lot of very important things to be doing.

I’m not pining.

I don’t pine.

I’m an iguana.

We have better things to do.

Not sour about Her ignoring me.

That’s stupid.

Whatever.

GERALD!

Chelsea!

I missed you while I was in Argentina!

Are you alright? Is there anyone I need to bite?

I have very sharp teeth. 

You don’t need to bite anyone I promise!

And I missed you too!

How have you been?

Have I got any rivals?

If I have rivals, I will bite them.

My teeth will sink deep into their ankles until they learn that you are *my* …pink fleshy girl-thing and they should find their own who has not already got an iguana.

It is good that I do not have to bite anyone for being mean, though.

I do not like it when people are mean to you.

I see no reason to pay attention to anyone ever.

[disgruntlediguana]

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

You’re all really boring and just, pfft. 

Whatever.

I have a lot of very important things to be doing.

I’m not pining.

I don’t pine.

I’m an iguana.

We have better things to do.

Not sour about Her ignoring me.

That’s stupid.

Whatever.

GERALD!

Chelsea!

I missed you while I was in Argentina!

Are you alright? Is there anyone I need to bite?

I have very sharp teeth. 

I see no reason to pay attention to anyone ever.

[disgruntlediguana]

I see no reason to pay attention to anyone ever.

You're all really boring and just, pfft. 

Whatever.

I have a lot of very important things to be doing.

I'm not pining.

I don't pine.

I'm an iguana.

We have better things to do.

Not sour about Her ignoring me.

That's stupid.

Whatever.

[disgruntlediguana]

YOU ARE CLASSY!I'M SORRY GERALD!IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME THEN SHE WON'T LIKE YOU!

...that is a threat.

I may not be six feet tall and made of pink stuff, but I understand a threat when I hear it.

Or read it.

Whatever.

Hmph.

...I'll think about it.

[disgruntlediguana]

Totally classy.-rolls eyes-

-hisses-

I am classy!

Go away, pink fleshy thing!

I don't like you anymore.

[disgruntlediguana]

Will do.-picks up shovel-You stay classy, Gerald.

I am always the pinacle of class.

...Did someone say otherwise?

Did She say that I'm not classy?

Because I am totally classy.

[disgruntlediguana]

Either way is good.

Alan

Agnes

Aalia

Allie

Abbey

Agatha

Archie

Archie (the comic book character)

Archie (because having more than one Archie is confusing and stupid)

Alan (just like I said. One name for one person)

Argenald

Aria

I will think of more 'A's later.

[disgruntlediguana]

Who can I hit then?

do you want that list alphabetical or chronological?

[disgruntlediguana]

So no hitting the cousin then...How about hitting myself?

I feel this would sadden Her.

So I disapprove.

But if you do anything stupid, I will bite you.

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If you turn your head on one side, those are my teeth being bared at you threateningly.

Hitting yourself is frankly silly, and I do not understand what motivates certain flesh bags to do it.

It seems counter productive to life.

[disgruntlediguana]

Talk to me, pink fleshy things. My ask is open.

[disgruntlediguana]

Although I will offer to hit that cousin of yours.

I will bite you if you hit my cousin.

[disgruntlediguana]

Gerald! Long time no see.You alright?How's the basking rock going?

I've relocated to a lovely place by the beach in Argentina for summer vacation with my cousin.

Hate the cousin, love the rock.