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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

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hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

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figured out formatting codes

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That is quite horrible, my dear friend. I have sent my horse to give you well wishes and a speedy recovery. Horse delivery analog emoji. Sickness sucks analog emoji. Sad face analog emoji. Anti-cheese revolutionary flag delivery horse service analog emoji.

sickness liveblog

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Hello my dear. I am only lactose intolerant for cheese, as my beloved raw flexible milk is deliciously lactose rich and I enjoy eating it like ambrosia from the Gods themselves. I am also single. Are you? Blushing shoked face analog emoji. Three hearts suspended by the moon analog emoji.

cheese

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No.

cheese

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After successfully banning Grilled Cheeses in The Disunited Liquids Of A Soda Can, we plan to ban Grilled Cheeses worldwide.

Click here to learn more. Analog happy smile emoji.

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You see, renowned scientist, Joe Shmoe, made a recent report warning against the dangers of grilled cheeses. It was a wonderful read and the evidence was truly staggering. Here's a video that explains it all in excruciating detail.

Health and Safety PSA.

Do not eat grilled cheeses. You will "trip balls and die".

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Health and Safety PSA.

Do not eat grilled cheeses. You will "trip balls and die".

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I see. Hope you get better soon.

Reminder that grilled cheeses ruin your pans in every way possible. The cheese always melts out of the bread and it's impossible to get that thing out of the pan the second you're done with your alleged food. Analog eye roll emoji. Analog anti grilled cheese society emoji. Analog raw flexible milk rules emoji.

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Who is she?

Reminder that grilled cheeses ruin your pans in every way possible. The cheese always melts out of the bread and it's impossible to get that thing out of the pan the second you're done with your alleged food. Analog eye roll emoji. Analog anti grilled cheese society emoji. Analog raw flexible milk rules emoji.

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Reminder that grilled cheeses ruin your pans in every way possible. The cheese always melts out of the bread and it's impossible to get that thing out of the pan the second you're done with your alleged food. Analog eye roll emoji. Analog anti grilled cheese society emoji. Analog raw flexible milk rules emoji.

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Ok.

Happy Real Birthday to @circuitofficial. To celebrate I made a grit cheese, lovingly put her in a box, gave her plushies and several lit candles, and immediately chucked her into the ocean depths. Happy Birthday.

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Happy Real Birthday to @circuitofficial. To celebrate I made a grit cheese, lovingly put her in a box, gave her plushies and several lit candles, and immediately chucked her into the ocean depths. Happy Birthday.

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I should learn how to make a Rockabilly Ballad with Salsa Influences.

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Grilled cheese threw my mom of a cliff. For your information.