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anyone else think its dope how applying to jobs is intentionally designed as like a humilation ritual where you degrade yourself like a slimy worm both physically and mentally for crumbs

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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your 20s are all about being stuck in the time loop

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when I'm on my deathbed im going to queue like 15,000 posts from the perspective of someone who's dead and in hell so that the blogging never ends

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love when I get horrible sleep & then I’m evil for the rest of the day

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actually the hottest thing a man can do is ask how you're feeling and care about the answer.

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

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Wanna hold hands at the aquarium? We can kiss under the shark tunnel.

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still so insane to me that the term “murder husbands” was used in canon. freddie lounds was just straight up calling them gay in the newspaper.

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Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?

Me: I'm good, I have romance at home.

Romance I have at home: