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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

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ended up in thaleia with a couple of moby dick RPers

unfortunately, the fight with llymlaen did not contain any whales

unbeknownst to captain ahab, between battles i quickly edited my usual party greeting macro to work for alliance chat

videogames are good actually im going to be giggling about this all night

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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

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🍜🍥🍜

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:D

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im gods weakest faggot

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folk hero really

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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unironically i love this website and the people who post here because like 4% of them are even more pedantic and specialized in their knowledge bases than i am, and they are ALL HATERS. these are my people, sincerely. i support them uncritically even though all of us are REALLY annoying

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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

thank you for voting

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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

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I was messing around, and Inspired by the amazing fic So. This is our life now by YinnanYan, I made the Camp Fam as Raptors

Basically, the kids are kidnapped and through Wu’s madness are turned into Velociraptors, in this they were Wu’s attempt to copy Lockwood’s daughters work, a virus that changes the genetic code cell by cell.

However, human genetics are much harder to change only a fraction, only a tiny part that causes the defect, than to simply override the existing genetic makeup into his liking, (just like the embryo inside Emu and Ostrich eggs are changed to create a dinosaur).

His belief is that the mind of a human can be put into a raptor in this way, fully aware and capable of taking orders, however the kids manage to catch on, after the first to ‘hatch’ gets very violent and upset, and refuses to listen to any words.

He makes the mistake of saying that ‘it seems the mind cannot comprehend the change in form, perhaps even re writing every cell has had an affect as well, at least this way we don’t have to worry about the previous memories affecting their loyalty.’

This does end up making Wu decide to rename them, and I can’t decide what their ‘raptor’ names should be, any suggestions are welcome.

Also, below the line are a breakdown of the kids changes!

Brooklynn is made with genetic code from Echo, she’s the smallest of the pack and due to having a short snout, also the one with the hardest time in long distance runs. However she’s an amazing ambusher as she can hide much easier due to her size.

Name ideas:

Glory

Goldie

Cleo

Ben was made using genetics from Delta, he was very small at first, but as an adult he’s the largest of their pack. He’s an excellent tracker and ‘tank’ against the larger foes. But he hates conflict unless to protect the others, he stays more towards the back of pack while moving, defending the rear.

Name ideas:

Hunter

Scout

Camo

Tiny

Nugget

Sammy and Kenji are mostly Isla Sorna Velociraptor, however Wu added in some Atrociraptor to see if it would mellow out some of the more violent tendencies.

Sammy is affected by this in her size and bone structure, she’s almost as large as Ben, but all of it is muscle. She’s arguably the most combative of them, having become extremely possessive of the pack. She mostly helps pin down prey, her large form more sturdy in case she’s flung off.

Name ideas

Blair (means Battlefield)

Omen

Witch

Kenji is the second smallest, just barely a bit larger than Brooklynn, he’s an endurance runner, and alongside Yaz, will exhaust large prey so that the other members of the pack can fight much easier.

Name ideas

Prince

Ocean

Riptide

Chad

Kirk

Yaz and Darius are made with Blue’s genetics, and while Darius is arguably the most ‘gentle’ of the group towards humans, she’s perhaps the most viscous, with a known tendency to snap at anyone who dares get close enough.

Yaz is mostly legs, an endurance runner and the fastest without question, she mainly sticks to Sammy’s side when not hunting. The pair of them are a lethal team, Yaz quickness and Sammy’s brutality makes them a perfect match.

Name ideas

Mystic

Amethyst 

Barney

Choco chip

Darius is a good tracker, but an even better fighter, he takes the lead for most fights, and has a tendancy to spot weaknesses very quickly. Outwardly he appears the most ‘tame’ with humans, he watches them but as long as they keep their distance he’s practically cordial. What they don’t know is his seething rage, and his schemes to make sure his pack escapes.

Name Ideas

Ace

Nova

Titus

Pongo

Feel free to suggest any other names!!!

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