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The blonde spoke up with a laugh in his voice “We are not a who doctor we are a what. A who requires a degree of identity we can’t ever retain.” The woman spoke next “For simplicity’s sake you may call me Hellen and you may call him Michael.”

A blonde haired man with too long fingers and a black woman with the same fingers are sipping some twinnings from what looked like delicate china cups one moment and mugs the next moment with the woman’s red lipstick coming off bubblegum pink on the rim when she took a sip.

The Doctor poked his head around the corner, arching a brow at the two figures mid-sip. The cups changed form as if obeying a strange kind of etiquette law from a dimension with very inconsistent table manners.

"Now this is either a glitch in reality or a very surreal advert for Twinnings." He stepped into view, hands in his pockets. "You two wouldn’t happen to be rewriting fabric with your tea blend, would you? Or just showing off?"

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The blonde haired man spoke first “You must be the doctor. We’ve heard a lot about you.” The woman nodded in agreement and spoke up “That we have. It’s not every day you have someone hurtling through space, time, reality. It’s quite fascinating. Especially to us.”

A blonde haired man with too long fingers and a black woman with the same fingers are sipping some twinnings from what looked like delicate china cups one moment and mugs the next moment with the woman’s red lipstick coming off bubblegum pink on the rim when she took a sip.

The Doctor poked his head around the corner, arching a brow at the two figures mid-sip. The cups changed form as if obeying a strange kind of etiquette law from a dimension with very inconsistent table manners.

"Now this is either a glitch in reality or a very surreal advert for Twinnings." He stepped into view, hands in his pockets. "You two wouldn’t happen to be rewriting fabric with your tea blend, would you? Or just showing off?"

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@hoshi-neko-hikari

Getting a degree in art school by sending in the world’s most elaborate Distortion fanart as my final project

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distortion + foxglove

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my daughter helen and her brother michael

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⚠TRYPOPHOBIA/BUG WARNING

Nikola brings a wife (and her... children?) back home to the circus~

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Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

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@hoshi-neko-hikari Hikari’s babysitter

I love TMA with all of my heart and Jon is one of my comfort characters, his sarcasm and determination and then his softness with Martin in later seasons…he’s just such an amazing character <3

Jonathan Sims CG Headcanons

💚 Would never admit it but being called dada or papa would melt him, but he’d also find it cute if his little called him Jonny

👁️ Strict about rules like bedtime and how many sweets his kiddo can have

📼 Lots of “you’re too little for that”

💚 Little one, honey, and darling would be his go to nicknames, also papa’s boy/girl/baby

👁️ Stories!! All the time!! He’d do voices and act out the scenes and everything, very theatrical

📼 Sits his tiny one on his lap while he’s working but makes sure he doesn’t read any scary statements with them around

💚 Writes stories for his little one

👁️ Very protective, won’t let anyone be alone with his baby except Martin

📼 Tim is allowed to babysit WITH SUPERVISION (not that he doesn’t trust Tim, just that he knows Tim is high energy and doesn’t want his kiddo to get overwhelmed)

💚 Has a cozy corner with blankets and plushies in the corner of his office for his tiny to stay cozy

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@hoshi-neko-hikari Michael explaining things to shizuko

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

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A yellow door opens from seemingly nowhere and a blond-haired creature with too-long fingers emerges with a bag of Chinese takeaway "Would tandoori chicken be suitable?"

" I could use a bite to eat, how about anyone else? "

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@hoshi-neko-hikari

Micheal the distortion loves those rainbow colored pencils where you never know what color is next.

Helen the distortion has one of those multicolored click pens but the colors don’t match the push part and she loves gaslighting people about it.

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@hoshi-neko-hikari

Ace!

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Far away Disortion

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Ayla got a new piece of paper and drew a figure in red marker labeling it "Tom" before drawing another smaller figure with a tail and dog ears labeling it "Me"

Ayla is currently drawing more of her friends in front of Jon

Jon watched her.

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Martin: 😨

Basira: Daisy drop. Daisy! Drop that! Drop daisy!! Daisy don’t you dare!

Jon: 💀

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@hoshi-neko-hikari Hikari's auntie Annabelle

Nobody liked Mr.Spider

I wanted to include Annabelle a little, and according to the wiki she is dressing like “a vintage clothing store exploded on her" so...

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@hoshi-neko-hikari

if you ding dong ditch the distortion you unlock a special achievement. it’s like a cheat code.

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