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Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup

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not to be like "my echo chamber is more normal than your echo chamber" but it is kinda crazy stepping outside of tumblr into any other internet space where it's not like, highly frowned upon to post pictures of people online without their consent

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do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

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just the usual

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It's literally so punk, so counterculture, to be fat and anti diet. People hate it. They hate it so much that you eat food for pleasure instead of weight loss. It's freeing

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The Unabomber is probably one of the biggest loser idiots of all time.

Dude evaded capture for nearly 2 decades even when entire agencies were after him only to immediately get clocked by his brother for his distinctive brand of rambling after his manifesto got published.

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"all you need is love" wrong. scallions as well

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you know what i love? when im reading a fic and it is clearly so self indulgent for the writer. like honey these plot threads barely make sense but you are having so much fun and i am just along for the ride

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"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing

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it's so crazysauce how when you eat food you are less tired and less shaky and also in a better mood for the whole day!!!!!!

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thanks for letting me hang out on here even though i dont have a favorite mounting goats song

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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