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sorry to anyone i ever speak to ever because all i say is “oh my god” “same” “incredible” and “im sorry” and i literally cant go ten minutes without complaining

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when you leave a store without buying anything

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me at a party: wheres the dog. u said there was gonna be a dog. im gonna touch the dog

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So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

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-wears a dress- someone: oooo who you lookin good for? ;)) me: i was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here i am

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shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

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I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

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daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her

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I won’t lie to any of you. Tonight was a big deal for us and what you’ve done tonight has meant so much to us. We love you

Harry Styles at FNB Stadium 28.3.15 (via otradirectory)

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I care. It fucking terrifies me how much I care.

Midnight thoughts (just in case you wanted to hear it again)

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