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might be coming back to this blog soon. might be archiving. 

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when you find a better suited fc for an oc you had forever ago and think of incorporating them into another oc’s main verse and u get alll riled up

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Santa Clarita Diet Starters

Change pronouns as desired

"No matter what, we fuck stuff up together"

"You know what you're good at? Being my bitch, because that's what you are."

"I fucking love kites, in the fucking sky with all the fucking clouds"

"Negotiations went down so I just hit him on the head with the shovel"

"Are you high?"

"I love coffee, I mean think about it, it's a bean that you drink"

"You've killed twice as many people as I have"

"Take it from me, I was a monster in elementary school."

"Suck my fucking dick"

"Men can kill too"

"Did you also kill the man in our downstairs freezer?"

"We've already established that we aren't considerate people"

"Fucking dogs. They're the greatest."

"I made killing seem normal but it's so not normal."

"You never know when your neighbor will kill you with a shovel"

"Hey murderers let's go to the beach"

"We are such assholes"

"We've made a lot of mistakes as parents but we've never taken our kid to a murder. I think we should hold firm on that."

"I'm so sorry, but I don't give a fuck about your problems"

"I'm so glad we were going to stab you in the brain, we have so much in common"

"Sure, I did karate as a kid"

"We've met twice and both times I was trying to kill you."

"1.. 2.. and I'll just put it right here. That's good."

"It wasn't easy. I puked twice. Also I think we should throw out the pasta maker."

"What's with the door, man? You totally fucked up our door!"

"We have to kill him we have no other choice"

"At least we'll die together"

"Maybe I'll just have sex with my socks on"

"Get ready to have the opposite of what a boner is"

"The fuck is that?"

"You don't have to sexualize everything"

"Hey, it can happen to any-- well, anybody is probably too broad of a category when talking about murdering someone with a shovel."

"I refused to be defined by the one time I murdered someone."

"He kept pushing me and pushing me and I just snapped"

"The secret is I don't give a shit"

"Check it out, I got a churro saber"

"Nice job blending in you handsome good-haired son of a bitch"

"What are you saying, you're dying?"

"Maybe we're both different people now"

"Kanye says never to apologize for your creative choices."

"I get to make an elderly woman throw up in a bucket which might be somebody's turn on but it's not my thing."

"You attacked me for not being emotionally available, imagine what you'd do to a cop!"

"I've know you what, five minutes? and already I'd rather have you kill me"

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do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks

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THE ROYAL PALACE,  OSLO — the great building stands silently,  the hum of a hundred bodies busy inside hidden from the public eye.  meetings and greetings commence,  banquets and dances are held,  affairs are kept secret and lovers connect.  anyone who’s anyone finds their way to the palace,  each room filled with secrets,  each hall busy.   whichever city your travels take you to,  the paparazzi will be on you twenty four seven.  social media is not to be used lightly,  and these days,  your life can be just one click away from being ruined.  the crowning of the new king is underway,  a royal marriage arranged,  and the scandal that surrounds it hides just under the surface.

RULES

this verse is not supposed to be historically accurate in any way.  it is a group verse surrounding the concept of a modern azgeda royal family in the place of norwegian royalty. non-azgeda muses are also welcome!

whether your muse is from the norwegian royal family or not, you will have to pick a country to descend from, preferably having royal connections / a reason to be at court. examples include a lord/lady, a close servant, a wealthy socialite, or a royal yourself.

please post a few bulletpoints for a bio once you’ve been accepted into the verse – for example, why your character is there, how long they’ve been there for, what their role is and if they’ve got any hidden motives/secrets.

the official group verse name is LET ME LIVE THAT FANTASY – the tag for ic starters is LMLTFIC, and the ooc tag for bios etc is LMLTFOOC. 

this is a co-run group verse by @youngcst and @deucalionsdarcy!

there will be an ic kik chat and an ooc skype chat for this verse.

duplicate fc’s are not allowed.

TO APPLY, PLEASE SEND THE FOLLOWING VIA ASK: mun name / character name / character’s age / character’s royal family / character’s role / face claim / do you have kik or skype?

Keep reading

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girlterrors.

❝ look, i’m not short. that short, anyway. i just can’t — reach it. they built these cabinets too high. definitely, uh, not short. at all. ❞  @divinitycut· : starter call .

‘   oh,   no --     of   course   you’re   not,  ’   he   tiptoes   around   the   subject,    refraining    from   a    display    of    well   -   placed   amusement   in   order   to   appear   earnest.    he   towers   over   most,    he   shouldn’t   have   any   right   to   judge.    but   then   again . . .     he   doesn’t   usually   end   up   with   an    ache   in   his   neck   from   trying   to   maintain   eye   contact.   usually.  ‘   that’s   completely   unthinkable.     ’     dwaine   reaches   over,    obtaining   the   item   she   sought   with   ease.     ‘   here.   should   make   it    a   lot   easier   on   you,   huh  ?   ’

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like   this    for     dwaine   and   i    all    up    in    ur     ims    and   inbox

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love/hate sentence starters

feel free to change pronouns as needed.

“ I can’t tell if I hate you or if I like you. It’s infuriating. “

“ I hate you so much. “

“ I don’t know whether to kiss you or slap you. “

“ Go to hell. “

“ You’re such an adorable jerk! “ 

“ Truth is… I never really hated you. “

“ Truth is… I never really loved you. “

“ Why did I ever love you? “

“ Why did I ever hate you? “

“ I hate them, I hate their stupid sarcasm, I hate their stupid adorable face, I hate how I mess up my words every time I’m around them- “

“ Honestly? You’re not as bad as I thought you were. “

“ You make me sick. “

“ Do you really hate me that much? “

“ Tell anyone and I’ll kill you, but… I sorta really care about them. “ 

“ I was such an asshole… You should hate me. “ 

“ I know I should, but I really don’t hate you. “

“ Did you ever really care about me? “

“ Of course I care about you, you asshole! “

“ I love you. “

“ I hate you. “

“ I don’t know how to feel about you anymore. “

“ What the hell are you talking about? “

“ You’re a terrible person. I don’t know why I still stick around. “

“ I’m sorry for all those things I said about you. They weren’t true. “

“ I never meant to hurt your feelings. “

“ It’s too late for an apology, asshole. “

“ It’s okay. I’d hate me, too. “

“ You should leave. “

“ Please, stay. “

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 divinity  cuts  like   a   blade,    your   wound   sings ;    morphine   spills   all   around   you   like   ichor.  and  in  your  daze,    do   you  perish ?   do   you   choke   on  your   own   sanctity  ?    do   you  drown   in   it   all  ?  HOW   DOES  IT   FEEL  TO  KNOW   THAT   EVEN   GODS   CAN   BLEED   ?

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small  update :    i’ve  settled  on   a   new   faceclaim  !    dwaine  has   changed  from  bill  skarsgard  to   tom  maden.   because   of   this,   his  stats  will   be   incorrect    when   it    comes   to   his   background   for   a   little   while  and  are  in  the  process  of  being  modified.

also i’m keeping bill as an overall aesthetic / body language reference because he has a lot of characteristics that tom lacks and tom strays from how i envision dwaine in regard to things like that. 

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will i ever be satisfied with my icon ? the answer is no

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dwaine  crouse    →   anatomy   index   part  i.

 from  left  to   right  (  first   row  )   :    a  depiction  of  the  creation  of  adam   by  michelangelo  centered   in  the   middle   of   his   inner   forearms,   signifying   his   hesitance    toward    the    divine    and    his     creator.     in   contrast,    a   poppy   on   the    back   of   his   left   upper   arm,     a    symbol    of   his   fathers.     it’s   said   that    the   entrance   to   his   home   in   the   underworld   is   surrounded   by   poppies,    which    represent   death,   eternal   sleep,   and    oblivion.   the   “  third  eye  ”   he   has   on   his   middle    finger    of    his    left    hand   which   essentially   means   intuition   and   the   ability   to   see   beyond   the   obvious   or   even   into   the   future.   the   eye   is   also   seen   as   a   symbol   for   protecting   you  against   evil   influences.   he   has    a    crescent   moon   outlined   on   his    ring    finger,    which   itself   represents   duality   of   your   own   nature   or   life   in   general. 

 from  left  to   right  (  middle  row  )   :    ‘  all   or    nothing  ’   in   calligraphy   on    his    right    side.    on   his    opposing   side,   a   tattoo   of   a   flock   of   birds   on   his   ribcage   and   an   encryption   of   ’  it   was  written   i   should   be   loyal   to   the   nightmare   of   my   choice  ’  in   italian   just   above   it   in   the  same  calligraphy.    he   has   a    small    rose   behind   his   left    ear,     contradicting    with   the   poppy   in    its   symbolism.    the   rose   represents   balance,    promise,    hope   and   new   beginnings.    it   also   contrasts   with   its   own   thorns,   symbolizing  defense,   loss,   and   thoughtlessness.

from  left  to   right  (  last  row  )   :    another   flock   of   birds    trailing   from  his   lower   abdomen   up   past   his   right   hipbone   and   stopping   at    his   side,    tying   in   with   the   previous    flock   on   his   ribcage.     he    has    two    moons    on   the   inside    of   his   middle   and   fourth   finger  on   his   right   hand,   as  well  as   another   crescent    on   his   left    ankle   and   sun   on   his   right.   the   sun   symbolizes   life,   power,    strength,   force,    and    rebirth.     it   was   also   known   as   a   sacred   symbol   to    the    greeks   and   romans.  

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small  update :    i’ve  settled  on   a   new   faceclaim  !    dwaine  has   changed  from  bill  skarsgard  to   tom  maden.   because   of   this,   his  stats  will   be   incorrect    when   it    comes   to   his   background   for   a   little   while  and  are  in  the  process  of  being  modified.

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honestly dwaine is completely littered in tattoos. not to the point where it’s obvious and he lacks any form of sleeve, at least for now, but you’re always sure to find one somewhere

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my laptop is broken ( again ! go figure ) and i’m sneaking on my mum’s for a little today. but photoshop is slow and i don’t have all my psds so i might be gone for a week or so in terms of activity and writing. i might be getting a new laptop (  if they don’t pull the ‘you need it to be fixed so and so times before we offer a new one even tho it’s been broken more times than necessary’ crap  ) im on mobile for the most part and you can find me on skype or my pinterest if you ever wanna contact me!

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