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Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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am crying cant stop

either move back with very abusive family and live in constant. fear when see the family member who raped me as a child which they know and dont care anymore

or get a job and sustain ourselves which is near to impossible am very much disabled and have a disability id card which legally obliged me to tell employers which mean nobody want to hire me bc of it even if i forced my self to push through and god know i tried getting formal job but i nearly killed myself/ended in “psych ward” / got called r word and stupid several time by emplyers which traumatized me /

but i will push and try a job i need out of situation if forced to go back to them i will end my own life and my wifes i. will i am not in statef they are controllin all aspects of life they know i need help with rent and necesities yet will forceme to beg them for it

i ask help here i cant meet rent on my own am scared for my life i will not hesittate to kill me

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

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Could You Know: In older verions of HomeTale, it was Join Legboy who would enter the Land of Clocks and Work! As he lacked the Time Abilities of those who came after, he had to be Patient throughout his Journey!🕰️🦎

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you sir have lost the internet. You do not deserve my reddit gold, nor my most epic of upvotes. Leave these lands and never return from the accursed realm you travel to

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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paleozoic

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“Permanently Changed,” Alex Krokus

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Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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Happy Birthday Undertale 

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COMPUTER! Show me... THE BIG ONE.

(based on these two posts, of course)

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I have nothing against trans girl headcanon stuff where people are like "this character would dress and present exactly the same as they did pretransition" but its always applied to characters it absolutely would not apply to