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joe: ummmmm joe: i think the safe answer here is no but i don't know... joe: no mind games! joe: no we've always had amazing sex whether we were happy or arguing joe: i'm just gonna take the flooring you as a good thing? joe: you can have all the moments you want babe. i'm okay with witnessing it because if it's towards others it can be hot and entertaining joe: you know she was! joe: good i'm glad it did joe: well now it might just be for the dogs... joe: i know i don't have to but i want too

cami: do you /really/ want me to answer that cami: have we ever had shit sex after arguing though? cami: actually, have we ever had shit sex ???? cami: you say things like that and you fucking floor me i swear to god cami: it would be exhausting to be a bitch all the time. just as long as i get to have my moments. it's not always against you though. sometimes you jsut have to witness it. cami: ok if you say so cami: that just made my whole fucking day. cami: alright the dogs i see how it is.. cami: i'm kidding cami: you know you don't have to right ?? but nothing will make me happier.

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djo: she said coffee date i said lets go @camimorronee

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joe: have i ever lied to you? hmmm have i? joe: for most people yes it does but some people don't get that chance... gotta make sure the reasoning is clear joe: it is what it is joe: i'm always falling for you cam joe: yes you can but within reason, please do not make it an everyday thing. i love you but little breaks are needed or well at least if it's aimed towards me joe: she was howling for me joe: hmmm i am joe: i miss the dogs and i want a few days with just you before i head back

cami: ugh now you're just flattering me!!!! and it's not the truth cami: have you learned nothing ??? doesn't arguing always lead to amazing sex ??? or what the hell was coachella cami: wait.. don't mention the war. sorry cami: oh my god you're falling for me ??? awh joooooooe. cute cami: so does this mean i can be a bitch when i need to and you'll still love me ??? cause i need to know cami: she could've also been howling for more food idk cami: you are ?????? cami: that makes me so happy. cami: oh you absolutely do alright.

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still trying to figure out how i get talked into things like this. i mean hanging out with people are great and travelling is also great... but this many people? is it wrong or rude to remain in one's room or quiet areas and avoiding everyone as much as possible? @emilystonc

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joe: i can't recall any days that can be described as a trainwreck... you've been gorgeous every single day joe: i'll make a mental note to piss you off more often, but only if it leads to amazing sex afterwards joe: you always stunned me but in the best ways possible. made me fall even harder joe: yeah but you're my bitch and i wouldn't want you any other way joe: ugh sally... that breaks my heart joe: i'm going to come home with you when this is over before i head back to work joe: hmm thanks for that reassurance but good thing i know how to keep my lady happy and satisfied

cami: have you not seen me on the worst days ??????? looking like an absolute trainwreck cami: aha i see cami: you only need to piss me off then. good thing you do it so well 😊 cami: i always thought there was something in the way you looked at me when i spat out the most random bullshit cause i was pissed cami: HAH IT MAKES SENSE NOW cami: yeah no i know. i was a bitch. cami: promise to not be as much of a bitch this time. cami: they are good 🥺 dad arrived this morning.. he's looking after them whilst i'm away. but they are missing /their/ dad though. swear to you sally was howling your name last night. cami: never any pressure. you know.

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joe: that's possible? for there to be days that you're less attractive? i think you're pulling my leg here because things like that don't happen. joe: ngl it was a turn on, you get this fire in your eyes and it just.. i don't know how to explain it. and the way your pils purse. and when your nostrils flare... it's hot joe: yes and i had to go take a cold shower joe: hey you were no picnic either the last trip we had! joe: how are our babies? joe: no pressure or anything 🙄

cami: i will remember that when the days of you being less attracted to me rolls around. i'll just pick a fight with someone and that ought to get you going then cami: is that why you always loved fighting me huh ??? cami: were you walking away cause you got a boner cami: i'm kidding cami: but also not cami: don't even start me, i can't fucking wait to have a whole week with you ??? and not want to kill you /every/ second cami: i've missed you just as much. if not more. cami: only you know how so i expect great things. cami: might just stay there forever if it's that good.

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joe: listen! you're gorgeous and hot as hell any day joe: BUT joe: watching you go toe to toe with someone? shit babe that's a whole other level okay? joe: hmm i can't wait to see you again joe: i've missed you joe: don't worry we'll get rid of all that stress joe: relaxation time is coming

cami: no that does in fact not surprise me at all cami: you being turned on by me fighting? ofc you would be cami: fuck yes cami: i am so good now that i know i'll be seeing you soon cami: busy. stressful. too much. that sums it up well. cami: i am just ready to leave and see your face.

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joe: is it wrong that i kind of want to say no just to see who you're willing to fight? joe: cause that would be hot as hell just saying... joe: but no we're taking a bit of a break so france is a go joe: how are you baby? joe: how's the week bee so far?

cami: tell me they're letting you go to france right cami: or do i have to fight someone cami: bc you know i won't hesitate.

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yeah when you get to that point there's no chance in hell that sleep will come around. you just gotta ride out the wave and make a note later on for what not to do or how much not to consume. i can say that yes, it's even helped me write some songs in the past.

I would say you could always go to sleep, since that's essentially a factory reset of your body. But in that state, sleep probably won't be very likely. At least you can say you've experienced it!

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thank goodness for that because i would hate to be the one that just shakes my head and start saying "kids these days" i'm too young for that role in life yet. now i know and now my head hurts.

To be fair, none of these words are in my daily vocabulary. But I do know people who say them occasionally. It definitely does seem like something dirty and wrong. But it's more used to describe really good food. Like "this burger is bussin". It's stupid, I know. But now you know!

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joe: yeah she's pretty great isn't she? joe: i guess i lucked out that we got a second shot at all this in the end joe: you deserve that too, actually what is going on in that front for you these days? anyone catching your eye or attention?

dacre: i'm not sure if i've mentioned this before, but i really like your girlfriend. she seems like a great match for you. dacre: you deserve a chance at love, mate.

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joe: you picture my adorable face? with a slightly frowned brow and a guilty smile attached? joe: i'm talking to them now and figuring things out so i can make sure my things are planned... be proud because this much effort has never gone into it before joe: we don't have to like it at all joe: and they will forever get the best joe: they're precious little babies, plus it's hard not to love them joe: and their mom joe: and that's all i need babe joe: does it really matter what colour it is when it's not first 🤨

joe: ........ joe: no not really joe: the next break i get i'll be back in nyc quicker than you can say please joe: but they're our babies, they deserve the best treatment of all joe: i can't not think of them. they're part of you and now they're part of me. give them a hug and kiss for me? joe: number one forever and always baby joe: if it's second to you i can't complain joe: i'll take the bronze medal with pride.

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you know mothers day isn't just for the one's who have human kids who run around and make messes. it's also for the pet moms. especially the dog moms. jack and sally are so lucky to be able to have you as their mom. the amount of love and devotion that you give to both of those dogs is inspirational. you always make sure they have everything they could ever want, they are always showered in love, they have the happiest and best home they could ever need. happy mothers day to the best dog mom in the world love you so damn much love your one and only idiot xx @camimorronee

a dog mom mug

a dog mom glass cup

a dog mom sweater that was sprayed with joe's cologne

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i'm just going to nod and act like i know what you're talking about. because yes some tweaks here and there to the song made it so much better, made it epic even... yup. and yeah the boy is mine is far catchier, it just fits the mood and vibe better. the fans will eventually get with the program i'm sure. you can't get over it, just ride the wave and enjoy it.

i feel as though enough time has passed for me to say that true story was never going to be a single from 'eternal sunshine,' just with the leaks alone it honestly almost didn't make it to the album. some tweaks here and there and she was fixed up and brand new, but a good part of me almost didn't want to put it out there for the world to hear. i know my fans are, like, super disappointed with that sentiment, but i feel like the boy is mine is so much catchier and just a vibe. everyone's reaction to it live at the met gala the other night was surreal, so many of my peers singing along and dancing to a song that i thought was gonna be overlooked.. it's a feeling i still haven't figured out how to get over. / @glamourstarters

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he was truly, madly, and deeply in love with this woman. there would be no amount of time that could pass where that would change. there would be no fights or negative words that could be said between them that would ever change it. there was nothing that could steer him away from her ever. she was half of him and he didn't hate it. she crawled beneath his skin and took home deep inside his heart. if someone were to ask him what it was like to have a soulmate he would say it was heaven. if someone were to ask him what it was like to be so in love that it hurt to breath, he would say that it was the best thing in life. there wasn't a day that passed that he didn't fall more and more in love with the simple yet beautiful woman beside him. she was everything he could ever hope for and anything he could ever ask for. she was heaven and hell. she was paradise and serenity. she was calm but also like a rush of waves. camila morrone was the woman of his dreams and he couldn't deny it any longer. she was his and he was hers. it was two sides of the same coin. a perfect balance.

every nerve ending felt as though it were on fire, not in a bad way but in a way where he needed her to ground him. she soothed everything about him. she was the one that gripped onto that invisible string and held on tightly no matter what. he wanted to lose himself in her in every way possible but he knew in order to do that he'd have to get out of the car and take her inside. but how could he when he feared letting her go? how could he when she fit so perfectly against him. when they felt in such harmony? a long and heavy sigh escaped him at her words, "you're not the only one who's weak," his voice was barely above a whisper. watching her slowly make her way out of the car he swallowed thickly. to have someone consume you in such a magnificent way was truly frightening but if he got to do this with her? he knew it would be alright. climbing out he wasted no time in scooping up her hand and taking the bag she brought. "how long are you here for?" he questioned softly as he lead her to the door and inside the building. he knew that they had time but he also hated the idea of letting her go. letting her go back home to reality. letting whatever this was potentially fizzle out.

she found herself swept away by emotions she had never experienced before. while she had known love in the past, what she felt for him was unlike anything she had ever imagined. from the very beginning, he had carved out a space in her heart that she never knew existed—a space reserved solely for him. it was as if he had cast a spell over her, captivating her with his charm and warmth from the moment they met. she had always prided herself on being guarded, on not easily succumbing to the throes of love. yet, with him, it was different. there was an undeniable connection between them, a magnetic pull that drew her to him with an irresistible force. despite her attempts to resist, she found herself falling deeper and deeper for him with each passing day. it was as though he had unlocked a part of her soul that had long been dormant, breathing new life into her being. and even now, as she reflected on their journey together, she knew without a doubt that a piece of her heart had belonged to him from the very beginning. in his presence, she felt whole, complete, as though she had finally found her missing puzzle piece. despite the countless hours she spent grappling with the belief that he wanted nothing to do with her, she found herself unable to shake him from her thoughts. it was as though he had taken up residence in the deepest recesses of her mind, his presence a constant echo that refused to fade away. and though she often berated herself for holding on so tightly to someone who seemed so far out of reach, she couldn't deny the profound connection she felt with him. he was more than just a passing fancy; he was a part of her, woven into the very fabric of her being. his words resonated with her on a level that went beyond mere conversation—they spoke to the very essence of who she was. in his presence, she felt understood in a way she had never experienced before, as though he held the key to unlocking the deepest parts of her soul. their connection was a force to be reckoned with, transcending time and space to bind them together in a way that defied logic. and though she may have questioned her feelings at times, she knew deep down that he was a part of her, and she would never be able to let him go.

every fiber of her being felt electrified, as if she were on the verge of bursting out of her own skin. the reality of the moment seemed almost surreal—here she was, nestled in the confines of his car, with him by her side. his touch against her cheek sent a shiver down her spine, igniting a fire within her that threatened to consume her whole. in the intensity of his gaze, she saw a hunger, a desire to savor every moment as if it were their last. and in that realization, she couldn't help but feel a sense of disbelief wash over her. how could she have ever doubted his intentions? how could she have convinced herself that he didn't want her, when every touch, every glance spoke volumes of his longing? it was a humbling revelation, one that left her feeling both foolish and profoundly grateful. in the warmth of his embrace, she found solace, a sanctuary from the doubts and insecurities that had plagued her for so long. he was here with her, in this moment, and that was all that mattered. as she gazed into his eyes, she saw a reflection of her own longing. “you know.. you saying things like that really get me incredibly fucking weak.” looking over at him as he parked the car, she brought his hand up to her lips again, before leaning over to kiss his cheek. “let’s go.” she said, taking the initiative to get out of the car or else they’d be stuck in there for another hour.

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joe: ........ joe: no not really joe: the next break i get i'll be back in nyc quicker than you can say please joe: but they're our babies, they deserve the best treatment of all joe: i can't not think of them. they're part of you and now they're part of me. give them a hug and kiss for me? joe: number one forever and always baby joe: if it's second to you i can't complain joe: i'll take the bronze medal with pride.

cami: are you tho huh cami: yeah no.. i know. cami: i feel like we're literally fixing our shit, or fixed and now yeah, this is reality huh. better get used to the distance cami: pft, the couch is insanely comfortable, they'll survive. cami: i did 🥹 might have almost shed a tear.. the fact that you did that and thought of them. — know i can't mention your name without them going insane and always looking at the door to see if you're coming. cami: yeah you're right, i'm always going to be number one. cami: second place isn't that bad babe :)

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djo: there isn't a second, a minute, an hour, a day that goes by where you aren't missed. hope jack & sally are keeping you warm while i'm stuck at work @camimorronee