djgreeniscool

[djgreeniscool]

dj green still does not kill people!

-dj green

why did you kill me

-izzy >:(

dj green does not kill people!

[djgreeniscool]

Hey

I better not be ill that would not be a poggers

[djgreeniscool]

[djgreeniscool]

Thoughts on genderfluid people

gender fluid is a state of matter between solid and gas!

[djgreeniscool]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hello!

[djgreeniscool]

How do we make friends then?

making friends is easy! all you need to do is

[djgreeniscool]

aaaaaAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[djgreeniscool]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djgreeniscool]

what would happen if we spoke to a stranger?

if you spoke to a stranger, you would DIE!

[djgreeniscool]

Dj green what if it’s a movie I was in but they won’t let me have it and I can’t afford it but I want a record of my work to show my beautiful children as I lie on my deathbed. Can I pirate it then

not even then!

[djgreeniscool]

dj green I’m very sad :(

dj green is sad to hear that! dj green says that it's ok to feel sad and he hopes you'll feel better soon B-(

[djgreeniscool]

wiggedy wiggedy wiggedy wug!!!

what notes do you have on dj green?

Interception Authorized by: #########

Hello. This is ######### speaking. I thought I might do #### a favor and take this one. So far, we have determined: -Alien in origin -Despises piracy -Squishy -Silicon based(?) -Produces corrosive substance that could serve a similar function to tears And not much else.

[djgreeniscool]

[i chug his tears because obviously nothing bad happens when you chug corrosive liquids]

[dj green does a kickflip. The liquid does what you would expect.]

[djgreeniscool]

hey! its dj green, the coolest dj around! dj green's tumblr is the place to be! he can talk to all of his friends, and be cool! remember, piracy is never a victimless crime!

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Interception Authorized by: ####### (P:3)

note from the pr team or whatever:

Hello. We are studying the entity known as “dj green”.

Also, The PR team, much to someone's chagrin, has opted for slightly different sign offs when they make notes. Keep your eyes open for an addition from your....favorite PR team member....? I don't get paid enough for this-

note from the PR team: #########

note from pr team: ####

note from the pr team or whatever: #######

[djgreeniscool]

Can i chug your tears DJ Green?

its important to stay hydrated! sharing is caring!

[djgreeniscool]

Interception Authorized by: ######### ...

what notes do you have on dj green?

Interception Authorized by: #########

Hello. This is ######### speaking. I thought I might do #### a favor and take this one. So far, we have determined: -Alien in origin -Despises piracy -Squishy -Silicon based(?) -Produces corrosive substance that could serve a similar function to tears And not much else.

[djgreeniscool]

what notes do you have on dj green?

Interception Authorized by: #########

Hello. This is ######### speaking. I thought I might do #### a favor and take this one. So far, we have determined: -Alien in origin -Despises piracy -Squishy -Silicon based(?) -Possibly very old or immortal (Taught Jimmy Savile how to DJ...?) -Produces corrosive substance that could serve a similar function to tears And not much else.