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There's few things more essentially American than having an almost homicidal disdain for all members of government.

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me , seeing anything : It’s A Sign 

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drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

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“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

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Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

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folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

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fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

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Nobody:

Rude ass person who thinks being mean is a personality trait: sorry sweetheart I’m just really blunt 😘

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“You should watch this show!” “Cool I’ll add it to my list”

I put too much work into this anyway tag yourselves I’m chaotic good

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Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf: