dmaurici51
dmaurici51
Almost Dangerously
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Curves as deadly as the women who own them...
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Far better than the (Disney) live-action remake...
We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.
I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Will reblog forever, or my final demise, whichever...
BEST SCENE EVER
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Remember when Elton John dressed like below and nobody believed he was gay? Neither do I (remember).
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Laughing albino wolves. (Yes, I know these are Siberian Huskies. Or are they Samoyed?)
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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30%? I’ll take it!
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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It’s also short for Michael and Micah, as well as Michelle (if they like cartoons).
Mickey is short for Micholas
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Oh God, oh God, oh God! We really are!
Well, not me. I’m safely expat-teaching in a sanely Anti-Covid-19 country.
We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode.
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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“Body hair isn’t gross...”
Please reconsider...
body hair isn't gross and I'm sorry if anyone made u think that
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Officer Hopps encounters her own systemic racism when she said to Nick Wild, “You’re not like them.” This even after she saw how her fellow officers showed bias against foxes as well as herself. Her systemic racism, after completing the police academy at the top of her class, she is assigned traffic duty as a “meter maid”, not because she’s female, but because she’s a cute little bunny.
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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That’s no ordinary bitch; that’s Nurse Ratshit.
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Medication.... Hahahaha.. Therapy..... SHE IS A BITCH
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Unmute !
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Reminder to all, the upcoming rare Annular Eclipse will not be an eclipse where only the corona is visible. It will be a ring of fire where the outer edge of the Sun is still visible. This makes it particularly hazardous to look at directly and without protection of solar rated filters. Looking directly will register in your eyes as still being bright, but not particularly as bright as just before the full ring of fire eclipse. Meanwhile, it will be burning holes in your retinas.
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Keeping away enemies with anemones.
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Lightning.
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Are these 2 in Argentina? Or, have they broken into a zoo’s penguin enclosure for a photo op?
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Is that really $2 a Cosco roll for TP? And, with no bidets in nearly all US homes, they go through a shit-tonne of it. So happy 😃 I’m no longer in the “good ol’ USA.”
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dmaurici51 · 5 years ago
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Picture 5, I want to take an apple from the bottom. *malicious, cruel giggle*
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