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This concludes our shitposting for the evening. It is past my bedtime. Goodnight.
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Hey, I just met you
And this is normal
But here's my number
Once again, this is normal
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But no it isn't
Giving people your number because you like them and want to keep in touch is literally how you make connections
Getting someone's number when you meet them at a club has been a meme for literally decades
What the fuck is wrong with carly rae jepsen?
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Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But turtles can breathe through their cloacas
And a samurai could have sent a fax to lincoln
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But no it isn't
Giving people your number because you like them and want to keep in touch is literally how you make connections
Getting someone's number when you meet them at a club has been a meme for literally decades
What the fuck is wrong with carly rae jepsen?
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Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But answer my riddles
Or I won't let you out of the basement
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But no it isn't
Giving people your number because you like them and want to keep in touch is literally how you make connections
Getting someone's number when you meet them at a club has been a meme for literally decades
What the fuck is wrong with carly rae jepsen?
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Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
Take this crossbow
There's no time to explain
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But no it isn't
Giving people your number because you like them and want to keep in touch is literally how you make connections
Getting someone's number when you meet them at a club has been a meme for literally decades
What the fuck is wrong with carly rae jepsen?
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Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I'm secretly jfk
I survived the assassination attempt and have been fighting aliens with magic while hopping through various bodies
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But no it isn't
Giving people your number because you like them and want to keep in touch is literally how you make connections
Getting someone's number when you meet them at a club has been a meme for literally decades
What the fuck is wrong with carly rae jepsen?
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Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But no it isn't
Giving people your number because you like them and want to keep in touch is literally how you make connections
Getting someone's number when you meet them at a club has been a meme for literally decades
What the fuck is wrong with carly rae jepsen?
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*skinking
Leo tolerates me making him lil' hats :)

He's my baby

Omg that’s so stinking cute!!!!!
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3 is a good number. 3 is my friend. So is 9, which is three threes. My favorite is 27, which is three nines. And each of those nines has my friend 3 in it three times.
I don't like 8. 8 is a number of low character and I do not trust him.
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Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around
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To be fair to republicans, they very much are using it to kill people, and much more efficiently than if they were just hitting them
You know I try to understand people who don’t agree with me politically and I was looking for an audiobook to listen to and I was like hey maybe I’ll listen to atlas shrugged but guys the audiobook is 63 hours long so there’s no way
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Me when I tell my CMO who is notorious for trying to sacrifice himself to save me not to sacrifice himself to save me and then he sacrifices himself to save me anyway:

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The miniskirts would have been more progressive if they'd been presented as a choice, I think. Honestly, Star Trek had so many opportunities to present uniforms as a general style guide rather than a strict dress code, and they just... Didn't take them.
In a lot of @dianeduane novels, nonhumanoids show up with the "uniform" applied in novel ways. A Horta named Nehrat has department colors and rank stripes painted on, for example. Nowadays, Trek would shrinkwrap him. Lower Decks shows us cetaceans in whole-ass uniforms (though that may be mostly because of the implied funny scene of a beluga getting into a onesie)
Picard and Kirk, notably, get a lot of outfits. So do Mccoy and Crusher, relatively. Belanna's pregnancy uniform shows a similar hint of variation. But to really show a "progressive" uniform policy, that level of variation and more should be available to everyone. Practical cuts, sure, they're still work clothes, but it would feel more futuristic and free if you had Starfleet personnel working side by side in skants, jumpsuits, three-piece suits, tank tops, rompers, and miniskirts, according to their own preferences.
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really good sci-fi fashion video from Verily!
on the topic of TOS mini skirts, and the oft-repeated idea that they were sooo progressive for their time:
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