doctordoggo
doctordoggo
I Cant Believe Its Not Shitposting
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Was gonna be a conservative blog, but it's degraded to shitposting with a mix of politics
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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a new fallout game set in the deep south with one of the major factions being a neo-confederate movement made up entirely of black people
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*
Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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Oh yeah those classic Hesbola sappers, with their long history of wiping out Israeli tanks moving through the strip.
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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Sorry to burst you’re bubble bud but grenades really couldn’t do all that much against a tank.
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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I could believe it
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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That’s not what I’m saying. They are talking about how society encourages massive amounts of debt. For instance buying a 30K car when you make 40k a year
I read some Business Insider or some other such article about buying a car if you make in the range of $45-65K, and they were giving advice for buying a $30K car. Like, this is intended to be offense-neutral, but why in the fuck would you ever buy a car that is worth ¾ of your annual income? What is wrong with people? Why does this “advice” keep going out into the world, convincing dumb fucking Americans that they can go into as much debt as they want and it’s no big deal! Why
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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“we need to induct more minors into explicitly sexual LGBT concepts so we can, uh, ‘educate’ them, yeah that’s it we just want to ‘educate’ them hehehe”
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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Dude LGBT as a group is a group because of sexuality. Now saying that young people that are part of that group need to go out and “socialize with the community” sounds incredibly pedophilic
I know we touch on this fairly often but we really need to be emphasizing to these young LGBTs how important getting out there and mingling in the community is because we end up with 14 year-olds telling people that Drag is transphobic and twink and bear are slurs
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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That Comcast outage that affected the entire country yesterday was caused by two frayed fiber cables. Can you even imagine what would have happened if someone had intentionally been cutting wires? A lot of people don’t realize that our infrastructure is really, really fragile. A few guys with scissors and bolt cutters could probably put this country in the dark if they knew what they were doing.
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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No it isn’t you degenerate
Sex is an unspoken, international form of currency.
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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No dude they are talking about how schools and the leaders of society are all encouraging and teaching peo or that going into extreme debt isn’t bad when it absolutely is
I read some Business Insider or some other such article about buying a car if you make in the range of $45-65K, and they were giving advice for buying a $30K car. Like, this is intended to be offense-neutral, but why in the fuck would you ever buy a car that is worth ¾ of your annual income? What is wrong with people? Why does this “advice” keep going out into the world, convincing dumb fucking Americans that they can go into as much debt as they want and it’s no big deal! Why
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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You’re professor needs to be lined up and shot
So uhh today I was chastised by my sociology professor when I said that FGM and child marriage are inherently wrong and constitute human rights violations regardless of where/why they’re practiced. He said I “can’t think like that” and that I wasn’t using the sociological perspective of cultural relativism. I’m amazed that I managed to stop myself from screaming, but somehow I did and now my blood’s just been quietly boiling all day instead. And my doctor wonders why I have high blood pressure this young… Jesus FUCKING CHRIST
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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Rare picture of 2 men watching a gay pride parade before opening fire
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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Okay yeah it is but they have a point, unless you are physically putting paint on canvas and sending them a painting or a sculpture then most of the time no commission is worth 100 dollars. The few exceptions would be when artists are very well known.
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People can charge whatever the fuck they want for their work and people can choose whether or not they buy it because that’s how the free market works. If you think it’s too high then by all means, don’t buy it. But don’t be an asshole to them about it just because you feel entitled to their hard work. Doesn’t matter how “useful” it is to society, if it’s in demand people will pay and artists adjust their prices accordingly. People don’t need tv shows or movies but you wouldn’t tell the people who work on those to put up with shitty wages just because they “do nothing useful for society”.
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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Dude same
I woke up with an overwhelming urge to vomit at the state of affairs.
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doctordoggo · 7 years ago
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What? Yes sex outside of marriage is absolutely a sin, and yes a child is a consequence of a bad decision and should be used to get kids to be responsible when they are young.
You can’t be pro life and shame teenage moms. She’s doing the right thing even though it’s harder. 
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