doctorfluff

[doctorfluff]

Everyone in January: Happy new year!

The 'happy' new year: ....and Brutus is an honourable man.

[doctorfluff]

There’s something Frozen in the State of Denmark...

It doesn’t work completely but please enjoy my spontaneous Hamlet rendition of “Let it go”:

Hamlet no!

The snow glows white on the castle tonight,

they say a ghost is walking.

The kingdom is of Denmark,

and strangely I’m not king.

The wind is howling like my drunk uncle inside,

couldn’t kick him out, heaven knows I’ve tried.

Don’t let them kiss don’t let them scheme,

be the good son, punish’ th’ adulterous queen.

Conceal, don’t feel don’t let them know,

Well, they don’t know-

Hamlet no, Hamlet no,

just hold it back a lil’ more.

Hamlet no, Hamlet no,

Proof first then blood galore!

I don’t care what they’re going to say,

Pretend to be mad, rage on,

‘phelia’s feelings never bothered me anyway.

It’s how funny the Queen, just gives this satyr all,

and here I stage the play, that will prepare his fall,

It’s time to see what I can do,

To trap the conscience of a fool.

No lies, no ghosts, just truth for me.

I see!

Hamlet no, Hamlet  no,

Let not his soul to heaven fly,

Hamlet no, Hamlet no,

In his adulter’us bed he’ll die,

Here I stand and here I slay.

Let ‘phelia rage on….

My small mistake, sent Polonius to the ground.  

My old  friends, are to their death in England bound.

And Laertes’ wild revolt hits like a fiery blast.

Yeah Danish monarchs, soon are thing of past.

Hamlet no, Hamlet no,

As men stand with rapiers drawn,

Hamlet no, Hamlet no,

Cup’s poisioned, Queen is gone

Here I stand and the King I slay,

Let Fortinbras rage on,

The rest is silence anyway.

[doctorfluff]

Is the RetJ fandom still alive????

I'm in love with the Hungarian version since I was 12 and, as a cosplayer, I had to cosplay Zoli's awesome Mercutio

[doctorfluff]

I give you the Esq. Francis Eugene Puffington.

There's something deeply satisfying about stabbing stuff with a needle.

[Instagram]

[doctorfluff]

If anyone has ever had any doubts that @janeeyreofmanderley is the most wonderful and hilarious person in the world, I have received this pillow of absolute perfection from her and I'm in love

"This, by his quack, should be a Montaduck!"

Bonus:

It's also fully cat-approved.

[doctorfluff]

european musicals but explained very badly

suicidal empress haunted by monarchic bullshit, also ex-boyfriend death

star-crossed lovers haunted by family feud bullshit, also would-be girlfriend death

people in shitty dystopian society about to be ruled by a right-wing neonazi fascist care a lot about starring in a popular tv show

dancing vampires troll, flirt with vampire hunters

gypsy girl gives a hunchback, a priest, and a soldier massive boners, also urges to deport dancing immigrants 

nameless narrator haunted by husband’s dead wife, also power ballads

suicidal empress’ suicidal son haunted by monarchic bullshit, also power ballads

mozart, but as a rocker haunted by monarchic bullshit and his genius

mozart, but as a rocker haunted by monarchic bullshit and goth!salieri

louis xiv, but in a love monarchic triangle

cinderella, but with irish jig bullshit

the count of monte cristo, but russian

[doctorfluff]

The average Victor Hugo novel is actually 3 normal novels in a trenchcoat carrying 4 street maps.

[doctorfluff]

Hey, you. Yes, you. Go drink some fcking water.

[doctorfluff]

Shakespeare according to Gru

Macbeth

Hamlet

Love’s Labours Lost

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Richard III

Henry V

Othello

I am sure some of these have already been done and I am a million years late but I couldn’t help myself…

[doctorfluff]

«Tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg». — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch.

[doctorfluff]

[doctorfluff]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[doctorfluff]

europe now

[doctorfluff]

watching eurovision voting like

[doctorfluff]

choose your fighter

[doctorfluff]

me @ the Eurovision jury every year:

[doctorfluff]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯