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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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Found a fantastical toad

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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

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bush was lucky as fuck 9/11 happened while he was doing something nice could you imagine him locked up in the oval bathroom with e621 pulled up

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Fish resemblance

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I present to you the absolute critter: the honeycomb catfish

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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the incredible sexual suckus fuckus

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I frequently lose my mind over the australian lungfish because look…

that is cats. That is kitty cats. Look at their faces… “:3”

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Primal Eye Tutorials are complete!

Check out the full album here:

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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going

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loser