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nothing worse than when someone hits you with the “as long as you’re not into rape, incest, or like ageplay!” like damn bro thats my big three!
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everyone go tell my sweet girl she is pretty rn !!!
hey , what’re you looking at ??? >.<
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sorry i got a boner when u said something really heartfelt and sweet and held me and reassured me that im okay. theres a lot of wires crossed in my poor diseased brain when it comes to that sort of thing
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having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital
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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
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It's only happened like 3 times but being a somno top rules. Waking up slowly, the only sensation you can register is how hard you are, you can vaguely hear sounds but your brain isn't online enough to make it register. Slowly realizing that something feels weird about your cock, trying to wake yourself up more as you recognize someone is on top of you. Needy bottom pinning your wrists down to take advantage of your vulnerable state, bouncing faster on your cock when they realize you're awake
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imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away
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sexting is good in theory but in practice i’m so uncreative. um yeah babe i wanna. sex you up. jiggle your thang. all that
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Shout-out to fat boycunts. Shout out to pussies that are soft and squishy and gropeable. The kind that you have to spread open with your thumbs to expose the pretty, warm labia and perky cock. The kinds that give you a visible bulge through your boxers. Guh.
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