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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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Takashi Murakami | Hyper realistic animatronic sculpture
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Why would you fuck Adam sandler
it was on my bucket list
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can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol
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Lmao y'all are still bound to the flesh? It’s 2017
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I had this dream where I woke up near this decrepit town down on the docks and the water there was like a super deep well, it looked bottomless which was weird because of how little the body of water was. There was this old dude that lived in a house right by the water and gave me some weird lavender mint drink, afterwards a bunch of people tried to shove me in the water persistently everytime they would come to the docks, not all at once but over time. I would get scared, knock them out then tie something heavy to them and throw them in the water, all were gone without a trace. Eventually I felt guilty, did the same to myself and started drowning but then I just got this intense warm embrace even though the water was ice cold and this like omnipresent voice from the void just says “Welcome back, it’s been ages since you’ve been here” and then I woke up
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a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???
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Past me is an idiot and future me is a bastard I only exist in the present
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the veil between the worlds is thin tonight but my restraint to summon a creature older than humanity and curl into its void arms to listen to stories from before the universe existed is thinner
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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there is not a single second or pixel of this video that isnt funny
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