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MysteryxAbby with a biting kink. Very much 18+ NSFW

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I check my A03 inbox more often then I check the status of my tax refund. Both stubbornly remain 0

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Every time I see this part in the opening...

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When Jayce misses the final cup on Vi’s side, Vi rolls up her sleeves to prepare the perfect shot. It misses- by a lot. Her depth perception is messed up by the heavy amount of alcohol in her system.

“Huh! I guess you just don’t have skill” Jayce says, smirking when his trash talk immediately riles her up.

“I DON’T HAVE ANY SKILL? ARE YOU JOKING ME?” Violet is around the table and up in Jayce’s face within a moment. He wasn’t bothered by the competitive nature, too confident in his sure-win once he got his hands on the ball again.

“It’s okay,” Jayce faux soothes, putting up his hands and laughing. “You’ll learn eventually, if you practice enough.”

“Yeah, laugh it up! You wouldn’t be beating me if you��d partnered up with that twink on the couch like last week.”

“What did you call him?” Jayce said, his tone suddenly very unfriendly.

“It’s okay Jayce,” Viktor’s smooth voice said, “I am a tw-“

When Claggor came back from the kitchen with a new cold beer in his hand, he almost dropped it when he saw the two of them tussling. Jayce had Vi in a headlock underneath his arm while Vi was punching him in his gut. “Let me out of your armpit, you smell like you’re in the closet!” She wheezed, body twisting in an attempt to get free

18+ This is a Mylo/reader smut fic, but you should read the first half anyways because their house party is hilarious

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62679316

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Almost had an asthma attack from laughter reading the rest of this scene 😂

“Mylo, will you play tea party with me?” Powder pleaded.

“Not happening.” Mylo laughed.

“No one ever wants to play with me!” She cried out, tears forming and everything.

“Pick something else.” Mylo wouldn’t be caught dead trying to comfort her, but he also felt bad when she cried.

“Can we play bartender and guest?” She asked, wiping her tears.

“Okay. Do you want to be the guest or the bartender?” He asked.

“I wanna be the bartender!” She announced, excitedly.

“Okay. Can I have a water?” Mylo asked.

“Nope. Out of water, sorry.” She crossed her arms.

“What about a whiskey?” He tried again.

“Nuh uh. Out of that too.” She giggled.

“Rum?”

“Nope.”

“What do you have then?” He squinted at her.

“We’ve got beer.”

“I guess I’ll have that then.” He rolled his eyes.

“Sorry, we just ran out of that.” She absolutely combusted with laughter at this point.

“This is a terrible bar! I’m never coming back here!” Mylo pretended to be storming off and angry, even though he was just mildly annoyed.

“Wait, we just got our whiskey back in stock!” Powder ran after him.

“Ah! Finally!” He sounded exasperated.

“Is that what you want?”

“Yes.”

“Okay, here you go.” She giggled, pretending to pour him a glass and hand it to him.

“Thank you. This one should be on the house for how much trouble you gave me.” Mylo pretended to take a drink, and Powder goes from slight giggles to fits of laughter. “What did you do to my drink?” He gasps.

“It’s just water!” Powder squeals through her laughter.

“You said you were out of water! And that you had whiskey!”

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Thinking of writing a fic where Mylo comforts reader on their period (even tho it's not usually my thing haha) but I'm having trouble imagining Mylo not being freaked out. Not in a misogynistic way but in an overbearing, brings you like 10 bags filled with stuff type of way. But maybe that could work 🤔

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All of the sons of Aslaug knew to share. It was the single most important thing their mother wanted them to learn, though probably her own sake more than anything. Sharing was what good boys did, especially with each other. "You're brothers, you love each other. Act like it!" Having so many brothers in the same house made sharing necessary for peace. Ivar still struggled with this, but the rest had it down for the most part.

Bjorn on the other hand, the first 18 years (give or take) of his life had been spent without brothers. Sure there was Gyda, who they knew almost nothing of. But having a sister had to be different. Or at least have less fighting than a brother. In any case, Bjorn never learned to share. What is his was his and that was final.

Sometimes there were squabbles about this, but truthfully they are all a little scared of Bjorn. He is much bigger and stronger then them, though not smarter. Ubbe is a close second, but even he wouldn't want to fight Bjorn. Except maybe for a girl, that is.

Bjorn finds out all four of his brother's have been attempting to seduce his woman. He has to teach them a lesson.

18+ Only

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My Orphan Quaritch isn't about to go on the shelf with his twin so. I gotta figure out stuff to do with him.

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Well I got him. Now what to do with him

RCOM Quaritch has been on this shelf for like 2 months at this point. Nobody likes him 😂 And I mean I hope he gets redeemed and all that but like, fair

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THIS

Fun Story to Share.

I got my (now 18-year-old) daughter into Ao3 back in 2021. I taught her she should always comment - even if the fic looks old or abandoned or whatever. She did.

Well - she got this email this morning:

The fic was written in 2014 and essentially abandoned.

Bethy read and reviewed in 2021 (and was actually the only person who had commented at all).

Today in 2025 - the final chapter was posted by the author and this was her reply to Bethy’s comment.

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Never question whether a fic is too old to comment on.

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"Could I get another cocktail” Mylo said, leaning to press an elbow casually against the bar top. He almost smashes his face against the counter when Powder knocks his arm out from beneath him.

“Stop saying it like that,” she said, making a face. “You’re not cooler than the rest of us for not drinking beer.”

“Hey!” Mylo shouts, making a half-hearted attempt to grab her as she danced away from him to the protection of Claggor’s other side. “You guys can keep your peepee water. I’m a man of refinement.”

“Oh yeah” Powder said, voice dripping with sarcasm. “Cause a refined man really says ‘peepee’”

18+ fic that's honestly just filth.

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Soooo I was trying to contribute something cute to the fandom. Like I was having fun writing Mylo pampering himself, messing with bath soaps and stuff. But it somehow turned into him stealing panties? And I didn't even think of him as a freak but I just let it happen and I'm not mad about it tbh.

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I LOVED the fight scene, even if he got his ass kicked a little.. because it wasn't like mainstream, plot armor characters who dodge every punch. All the older kids were SCRAPPERS and that came with getting hit just as much as landing hits. I made the fights seem more real. Plus Mylo kicking that guy at the end real cocky-like when they won was just really funny to me

Something very visceral in me gets set off every time someone tries to discredit Mylo for literally anything and everything lol.

"Mylo can't fight" when we see him kick ass in ep1. Him needing some assistance at the end doesn't invalidate his skills. The way I've seen this juxtaposed to Powder running away and tossing the loot while calling THAT a good and useful thing is wild. Be so serious right now.

"Mylo is useless" and he's the only one who can lockpick and is the sole reason Vander was unshackled. He is a HUGE reason Vi got to live past ep3, but sure, he can't do anything right.

Generally giving Claggor more credit for their flower project as if Mylo is doing none of the work. Can BOTH of them not be brilliant young men? Claggor always saying "we" when talking about it says enough.

Mylo seriously deserves more respect on his name but it's a lot to ask for from this fandom. It's too far stained at this point for people to see such a nuanced character.

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I need someone with actual art skills to make my Arcane-Characters-As-Animals come to life

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Remember this post from April of last year? He's STILL THERE! I already have a funko of him, I don't even like Quaritch but I feel like I need to buy him cause this poor dude 😭 I'm feeling such pitty for this inanimate funko pop

RCOM Quaritch has been on this shelf for like 2 months at this point. Nobody likes him 😂 And I mean I hope he gets redeemed and all that but like, fair

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You know I've always thought about this but never seen anyone say anything. Dylan Obrien's celebrity crush was Jennifer Aniston for years... then he does the Maze Runner with Will Poulter- who just got to make out with her in We're The Miller's. They HAD to have had a conversation about that, right? Or one of the other cast members brought it up and gave them shit about it. I've lost sleep trying to imagine how those conversations went 😂

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No literally and people are like "how could Spider after all they did for him". Like... a child? Shown true adult kindness? Then returns that kindness?? Soooo crazy

imagine having a war criminal psychopathic genocidal baby killer who met you three months ago for a dad and he's still a better parent then people who knew you since you were a baby