doodleman-real

[doodleman-real]

Huh, what, I’m alive, I’m totally alive

[doodleman-real]

he thee creature, sound abeckoning from his beak quill!! power in he language and power in he heart, grateful for the he i am. bring me high spirits in he chest he, love he love me love you. he love you.

he chooses you.

In 184 days you will become an American Woodcock and live out your days in silent misery as your lungs can only produce the faint yet silly sound of the Woodcock. This is the curse i put upon you, you in particular. Become back your dreams and breathe a Woodcock breath.

Good luck fellow Woodcocks.

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Björk the Pokémon card

Left my heart tattered as shards

She said we could go far

From Earth all the way to Mars

My heart is still scarred

For she’s just another farce

Looked inside the bar

But there’s not one who’s on par

With Björk, the Pokémon card

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HEY YOU, considering following the Undertale: Arsene blog if you are passionate about Undertale, Epithet Erased, or both!!

Hey y’all I’m moving all my epithet Au stuffs from this blog to another at https://www.tumblr.com/epithet-undertale-au

I want the soda bottles blog to focus on my own personal stuff and if that means I won’t get neatly as many notes as I would with epithet stuff then that’s okay

I don’t want to make a mess mixing my epithet art with my regular art so i’m making a blog with all the Au stuff over there

So if you’re interested in that go check it out, and if by some miracle you saw my original art and liked what you saw then stay for a while

By any chance go out and have some fun on tumblr, I’ll cya around

-your bestie Soda B

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hey girls, how much temperature do you think is required to melt this fragile little girl doll??

should i set it ablaze, stoke fire to flame, just to quell the curiosity within me??

but yet did not curiosity kill that diddly-darn cat, then would it kill me??

is the life of a mortal man-woman equivalent to the price of curiosity??

why did the U.S. drop that fat atomic bomb onto Japan?? why??

why the answer is simple, to see how many temperatures it takes to get to the center of a Madoka Magica figurine of course

the world may never know…

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ngl this art SCREAMS that an incredibly attractive person made it, like this art is so good you must get so must get INFINITE bitches

good kob on the artt here is a gif of me absolutely CHOWING DOWN on this art!!!!

Haven’t posted in while, haven’t had much motivation to do so, but I might as well now

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time to finish this once and for all!!!

DECUPLE LESBIAN STARE!!!!!!!

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who is he

also bere is a song i like it

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idk how this site works, how do i be funny