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no little punk girl don't walk into the lightning storm! your outfit is so conductive! little punk girl nooooooo
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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website
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I see the "protests are supposed to be disruptive" dragged out a lot for protests that are just disruptive. Protests certainly can be disruptive, but they're also supposed to do something.
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Just saw someone say park Rangers are cops. 30 year old person. Believing that the guys telling you how to not get eaten by bears are cops incarcerating people in the glorious name of the prison industrial complex. Park Rangers.
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really really mind boggling how since the whole tariff thing started you can hear in the news every day that america cannot function without cheap overseas labor and that the exact same labor would have to be abundantly compensated in the us of a and then we just breeze past that. like um guys. the evil implication is right behind me, isn't it
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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero
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You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students
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I feel like "trump wants to throw away literal dinosaur fossils" would really turn heads if we actually had a functional opposition party in this country to get messages out, but I guess I'll just have to get a paint pen and write it on my car. fine, I'll do it.
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A not insignificant number of things were named that way because outsiders came in and said “what do you call this” and the locals misunderstood the scope of what they were asking and said something like “that thing you’re pointing at? this is a rock.” and the outsiders were like “got it. Your entire country is called ‘this is a rock’”
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"Trans people were invented by doctors in the 1950s"
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#bart trying to kill and remy the rat trying to protect#Bart is just some kid but it seems like he is able to do some damage when motivated#and remy is a single rat who is good at cooking#if he can convince Bart to stop using food or have rat backup I feel like I’d be fine
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