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I was possessed by the boys to make this

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i need a season 2 of dead boy detectives so bad it’s not even fucking funny anymore 😭

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in another life i think edwin could have run a VERY successful wife life blog. like “today i packed a lunch for hubby made entirely from things grown in our home garden” type shit. STAY WITH ME. interspersed (as these blogs are) with batshit conspiracies and pseudo-witchy shit like “hold your pillows above your incense and pray for good dreams” stuff, but it actually works. also esoteric lines of classic poetry. and of course he would LOVE giving smug advice to his followers like “maybe you keep arguing with him about the dishes because you accept a life you do not deserve.” he would deeply believe he is helping people in this way. meanwhile running his household like the navy and side-hustling as an internet sleuth helping solve cold cases and investigate animal abusers.

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"Stars are smiling in the sky The Moon is smiling in the sky ... And I feel For this smile I could kill" © Berenika - The Moon

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Do yall ever think about how weird it is that the world will never know about CharlesandEdwin? They were never alive at the same time, never met. 0 connection with each other at all. It always sends my head for a spin because you know. EdwinandCharles (unit)

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🎸the dbda rock band feat. secret star guest

me and my bestie went crazy headcanoning this au and I couldn't help myself, I just had to visualize it. thought I would share it heree😗

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cat king: do you two have a 🏳️‍🌈special🏳️‍🌈 friendship?

edwin, who has spent 24/7 with this guy for over thirty years, would do anything for and loves him more deeply than anyone else: we're best friends if you must know :3

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part 29

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NEVER KILL YOURSELF

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DBDA as Posts I Saw This Week Part 2

Part 1

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dead boy detectives as text posts | 6/?

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Maybe on 30 August Steve Yockey et al can just post "Payneland is endgame" and put us out of our misery. Then we can have a party. A spaghetti party in honour of Charles

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Edwin Payne || Dead Boy Detectives, Episode 4

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who else is up still thinking about “two queer detectives”

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part 28

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dead boy detectives shitpost presents: the hottest witch in port townsend

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