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"Aren't I, technically?" He tilted his head, remaining flat on his back, but pulling Terezi closer regardless. "Like. Red. It's low on your hemothingy, isn't it?" He guessed, for now, that the rule didn't apply to humans, though he wasn't necessarily disappointed. "I just feel it. Of course, it could be that, or something slightly more favourable. We just don't know, do we?" That part was accompanied by a wink. "As long as you don't tickle me. Ever. It was awful. Terrible. Don't do it." It was only half a lie, though the other half only existed because there was something wonderfully ecstatic about her fingers in particular launching a vicious assault on his sides and making them ache beyond remedy. He resumed petting her hair, running his fingers through each dark strand, though careful to avoid her head-spikes for fear of a) his fingers being impaled or b) accidentally hitting some kind of troll-attack-switch that actually WOULD make her murder him.

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im filing for divorce

one day hell birth lemons

UH… 1 W4S UND3R TH3 4SSUMPT1ON TH4T L3MONS W3R3 4 B4D TH1NG?

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do you evven knoww wwho my mate is

not a clue

havent read up on the celeb buzz lately

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hello davve i got myself a mate you gonna givve them a nickname too?

woah you cant rush a guy this is a fine art

ill get back to you on this one

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i dont think you know quite how excited

ive always wanted a plant

so yeah i guess were like his parents now im sure youre very excited

1 4M V3RY 3XC1T3D! BUT TH3 QU3ST1ON 1S…4R3 YOU 3XC1T3D?

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no no no herpes isnt that big hes like a lil shrub thing kinda

OH! TH4T SOUNDS GOOD TO M3 TH3N1 W4NN4 S33333!

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terezi pyrope i cannot believe you would insult our future grandchildren

one day hell birth lemons

UH… 1 W4S UND3R TH3 4SSUMPT1ON TH4T L3MONS W3R3 4 B4D TH1NG?

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He writhed at the sensation of air being blown against his stomach, making it feel cooler than the rest of him and, really, just tickled at him more. His laughed turned to desperate whimpers as he fell limp, no longer interested in trying to fight her off. He took to holding his breath instead, only letting it out when she finally ceased. Desperately panting to get his breath back, he let his head rest back against the floor. Eyes closed while he breathed, brow furrowed and humoured grin fading into a grumpy pout. "Never do that again." He grumbled, when he at last had enough oxygen to. His sides hurt from being tickled and from laughing, and when he tried to restrain the giggles that still insisted on bubbling in his throat he only ended up hiccuping them out anyway. "You're going to murder me one day. I can feel it." He was only half-joking as he finally managed to wriggle one hand free, smoothing her hair back with it before trying once again to push her off. Not that he minded the close proximity, but being trapped wasn't quite as favourable.

The troll’s face split into a grin, though she bit her lower lip in an attempt to contain it. “I’m totally holding the fact that you said I won against you later, so take note of this moment!” Honestly, seeing Dave as he was now, all smiles, she couldn’t care less about what the future had in store for them. Now, it was just her and him, and the human was laughing, and she was the one making him laugh, and she just didn’t care about anything going on in the universe around them. Keeping her ministrations unending, Terezi angled her head down towards the strip of skin (usually hidden by a [totally rad] cherry shirt) the tickling had revealed and blew, her cool, citrus-y breath tumbling in a stream of air. Eventually she paused and leaned forward, mouth nearly touching his ear as he had done with her and uttering two words. "Make me." Then she was back to torturing him the way she had before, though once again stopping before long. Arms locked and hands resting on his shoulders, her head tilted down slightly while she waited for him to calm down with a wry smile on her face.

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Not that he'd admit it out loud, but being pinned by the knife of a girl that was Terezi was, in actuality, a little terrifying. From that angle he could see all too well how sharp her teeth were - despite any private thoughts he might have had earlier, he suddenly decided he'd rather she kept that mouth far from his neck, where she couldn't tear it apart. Even as her hands moved upwards her nails - hell, claws, likely - dragged against his skin. It seemed too real, too possible, now he couldn't get out from underneath her no matter how much he wriggled and fought. "No, you're wrong. I'm still super cool." He huffed back at her, hoping that with a last desperate wriggle he'd be able to get free, but to no avail. "Fine, fine, you w-win--" Any attempts at convincing her to stop were lost amidst a fit of laughter, brief "stop"s or "terezi no"s hardly audily underneath each rumbling laugh - he only knew, then, that he hadn't laughed like this in a long time, and it was starting to make his stomach hurt before long. "Terezi I'm serious no stop-" He was practically whining now, still interrupted by his own laughter, legs and arms thrashing about to try and get her off at least somewhat.

Terezi had not expected him to actually follow her command, but by all means, he was welcome to continue. That was, until the tealblood remembered her original intentions. Keeping them in mind, she kissed her new matesprit back with a fierce passion, taking pride in being able to reduce him to a mushy, emotional wreck. She allowed herself to enjoy it for a moment longer before slowly beginning to ease herself up into a sitting position without breaking it. A smirk from the troll invaded their kiss before long, signaling the third step in her plan. Suddenly, and in one smooth motion, Terezi shoved Dave back onto the concrete with the hands that had come to rest on his chest and climbed on top of him, cradling his body between her legs, similar to how he had done with her, and sitting on his stomach (though she made sure not to crush him). Her hands crept lightly a bit higher under his shirt, more towards his ribcage, and she began to speak. “Hey, payback is a bitch,” she crowed from her perch on top of him. “I did not tell you how soon it’d be before I got you back, you realize. And you’re probably regretting your previous foolishness. Not so cool now, are we?” She leaned closer to his face for the last question, voice a bit breathier than she had intended, though brought herself back upright before launching her assault.

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…because I could? there’s never such thing as pointless dave strider without his precious sunglasses

or maybe there is, I dunno, I tried to \paint\

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So… God Tier Dave…drawing chainmail sucks OTL

Ahh…now i will do Jade and then maybe a troll and then the alphas…ahk;fcf 

The armlet thing has a clock hand on it. I thought that would be cool to have clock hands on arm things.

OTHERS: [John] [rose] [jade] | [jane] [dirk] [roxy] [jake]

[Vriska] [kanaya] [sollux] [nepeta] [feferi] [aradia]

[aranea] [meenah]

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I drew this a month ago but I just couldn’t decide whether to post it or not lol

Crey

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I’m skimming through the first acts and I just…

when he makes this face I just lol Dave

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kicks off summer break with strilondes

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so yeah i wanted to do this 30 day homestuck challenge.. buuut idk if im going to actually do it im drawing too much homestuck already;; but here is the first two, fave pre- and post-scratch kids.

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Come on guys, Dave’s just feeling a little left out lately.

This has probably already been done ten times, oh well