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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
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Waiter!! Waiiiiter!! More traveler's tales anecdotes please!!
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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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not only is it pride month, but it is also mens mental health awareness month
take the time to check in with the trans men, nonbinary men, intersex men, queer men, disabled men, and men of color that you know
let them know that you support them
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that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them
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I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none
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"Phainon is a stalker lol" "He's a pervert" "He's ugly" "He would destory the world for one person"
Oooh so close, nice try, but actually he's the goodest boy ever who loves all his dear friends and would do anything to protect them and in 5 more seconds you shall be projected with Period Cramps of a Thousand sun and moons
(This reblog has just become a vent log oh well lmao)
oo we are so normal until someone makes a Very Bad Take™ on something we care deeply about it be it person or thing and then suddenly we feel the wrath of a thousand Burning Suns which boils down into: cry and talk about thing to spouse while pointing and venting about the Very Bad Take™ because the narrative oh look at how they massacred the narrative, oh that's gore of our favorite character... the horrors and yes ideally blocking is the go to, love blocking mwah mwah but also when it's someone you've known for years suddenly you want to bite and chew at drywall to be at least polite about it because that's technically a friend there- it's very fun thank you brain for taking this in a very Rational and Normal way
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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"This OST sounds like penis music" we are putting rocks in your pillow Oh haha that's crazy! No clue how you got that conclusion!
oo we are so normal until someone makes a Very Bad Take™ on something we care deeply about it be it person or thing and then suddenly we feel the wrath of a thousand Burning Suns which boils down into: cry and talk about thing to spouse while pointing and venting about the Very Bad Take™ because the narrative oh look at how they massacred the narrative, oh that's gore of our favorite character... the horrors and yes ideally blocking is the go to, love blocking mwah mwah but also when it's someone you've known for years suddenly you want to bite and chew at drywall to be at least polite about it because that's technically a friend there- it's very fun thank you brain for taking this in a very Rational and Normal way
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oo we are so normal until someone makes a Very Bad Take™ on something we care deeply about it be it person or thing and then suddenly we feel the wrath of a thousand Burning Suns which boils down into: cry and talk about thing to spouse while pointing and venting about the Very Bad Take™ because the narrative oh look at how they massacred the narrative, oh that's gore of our favorite character... the horrors and yes ideally blocking is the go to, love blocking mwah mwah but also when it's someone you've known for years suddenly you want to bite and chew at drywall to be at least polite about it because that's technically a friend there- it's very fun thank you brain for taking this in a very Rational and Normal way
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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
#oh my god this is exactly it do we know every fact?#NO we look things up 80% of the time because our memory WILL gaslight us so hard but by the gods you give us an okay we will spend#500 lines of text to explain this thing
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