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Thinking about it, and Thranduil is probably either an absolute insane genius in bed who makes up master plans to carry out his conquests, or exuding the utter disinterest of a bored cat who has never desired sex in his life because he’s ancient and absolutely nothing in life is interesting anymore, and I feel like he probably cycles between both of those moods at will to the misfortune of his partners (bard), so they’re either desperate for it or terrified he’s up to something

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announcing...

Here are the prompts for this year's Barduil October event! We have thirty-one prompts with a variety of vibes. You can write, draw, make a moodboard, make a playlist, or perform an interpretive dance to one, some, many, or all of the prompts - just be sure to tag @bi-widower-dads so one of the mods can share it on the blog! Please feel free to drop an ask or message @scary-grace if you have any questions.

In the meantime, let's give our favorite dads a very interesting October. We can't wait to see what everyone creates!

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Happy 30th anniversary Xena Warrior Princess!!! This show and it's fandom have changed my life for the better and I'm forever grateful to all the cast, crew, and fans. I hope for at least 30 more years of the incredible community that is the xena fandom. Love you all!

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Craig Parker on the set of Fellowship of the Ring

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Merlin was legit cleaning Arthur's chambers like this...

this man seriously had unparalleled job security i swear to god

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Time to get emotional about the lighting of the beacons

also props to the many folks in that chain whose job it is to hang out in the cold by a massive pile of firewood they can't use

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C-section for centaur baby is insane. They went there.

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Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"

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I know she not dead cuz it’s only season 1 but I’m crying anyway

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Some five thousand years ago, a 27-foot high granite standing stone was erected by the Neolithic people of future Dartmoor. In the 12th century, a monastery was built on the spot, incorporating the stone into its foundations. The monastery became a manor house in the 14th century, then an inn in the 15th, which it remains to this day as The Oxenham Arms.

The standing stone remains in its place, unceremoniously part of the sitting room wall next to the radiator.

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literally more or less how my coming out actually went

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Xena: Warrior Princess 4.17 The Play's the Thing | ID in ALT

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“Come on Gabrielle you’ve been wanting to do this for ages”

No subtlety. Dear lord just kill me 😭

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Set design honestly never needed to be better than whatever is happening in 90s fantasy tv shows

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The Genocide was his best scene I think. Those tears? The guilt? Pristine.

how insane must it have felt to be an actor table reading for bbc merlin. alright anthony this week, you are driven mad by memories of the children you killed in your genocide. next week? bald.