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nether ruined portals use chains instead of iron bars because after entering the nether there was less iron to construct with, resulting in the creation less iron intensive crafting recipes
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i dont think hatsune miku can be a clanker because she's software and on occasion a hologram
she has no metal to clank around in her, the most she's ever weighed is a couple of photons
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i have a theory that elon musk actually turned off grok and is just tweeting directly from the account
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if you ship of theseus a nintendo product, it doesnt matter which one is the original, because by attempting to fix your game console you have voided your warranty, and can trade neither one in if it breaks again
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i'm so good at coding because it's how i talk to myself
going line by line slowly thinking about every edge case is literally just what i do when trying to make any decision
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pico 8 is so fun because it's baba is you, ms paint, minecraft, and that ds sound game all in one and you stick it together to make the marvelous mystery board from deltarune chapter 3
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i petitioned my senator (asked my dad) to pass some legislation (teach me to reset the minecraft seed) but nothing happened (nothing happened) so i'm buying a gun (learning docker) and am going to shoot nazis (change the seed myself using about 12 tabs of google searched documentation)
#the parenthesis are the real bits#all of this is parody and a joke#except that i am going to change the minecrap seed
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i think every time someone posts ai on rule 34 they should have a 10 second unskippable popup that says
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dude i cannot win the roaring knight is still shoving her dick down my throat

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waiter! waiter! more fuckass hitboxes please!
dude i cannot win the roaring knight is still shoving her dick down my throat

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