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I'm never going to write it, but sugar daddy/sugar baby AU Xanlow.

Inigo needs the money, either as a college student or just after college and he realizes being a new dancer does not pay the bills.

Xander is a business man who does not have time for a relationship but he does want something like a relationship. Someone he can bring to events, who will get his siblings to stop worrying that he is lonely, and who he can have sex with.

Xander finds Inigo's profile on a website and messages him. Inigo (going by Laslow because he isn't stupid and isn't about to use his real name) agrees to meet him. They work surprisingly well together. They really enjoy each other's company and the sex is very good. Inigo falls for Xander but he knows not having time for a relationship is one of the reasons Xander went with a sugarbaby (even though Xander sures gives a lot of his time to Laslow). Eventually they finally talk about it and Xander admits that while he did not have time for a relationship before, he wants to make the time for Laslow. Inigo tells Xander his real name and they find their happy ending.

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My absolute favorite comments to get as a fic writer are the ones that are like "hey this porn you wrote is hot."

Because it is so hard to write good sex scenes. You're constantly wondering "is this actually hot or will it sound insane/cringey?" You're trying to hit emotional beats while not taking away from the sexiness. You're trying to make sure actions are clear and nothing gets all muddled and confusing for the reader. It requires you to really think about how the characters are going to react to everything that happens, so on top of making sure it's actually hot, you have to worry about if it's in-character for everyone involved. It's so much easier to write sex scenes that are bad on purpose than sex scenes that are actually good and meant to be hot.

So, yeah, I assure you, because the most common thing I hear people saying when they leave a comment about the sex scenes I write is "I hope it's not weird to comment on this scene," it's not weird at all and I appreciate it so much! I am literally never going to be mad at someone leaving a row of 🔥 emojis in their comment, I promise. If you're reading a fic and you think the sex scenes are well done, let the author know! That's likely one of the parts they're a bit nervous about working well so it'll mean so much to know you thought it was good.

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Happy @nagamas to Instagram user _.val.art._! When I saw Ivytsu was an option, I couldn't possibly have done anything else. The full piece isn't too NSFW for Tumblr (I HOPE) but it's raunchy nonetheless, so I put it under a readmore just to be safe.

Ivy got herself all gussied up for Kagetsu, but got shy - and borrowed a certain someone's haori to cover up 😳

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the horrors are unfathomable but i stay silly :3

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full art on poipiku! 💞

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full art on poipiku~

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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

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After the first time Laslow has sex with Xander, Laslow definitely cries. Laslow, who isn’t the most experienced with relationships, is just overwhelmed by the experience, especially since it is Xander and he really cares about Xander. However poor Xander has a moment of panic, thinking he accidentally hurt Laslow or did something that upset him. Through the tears Laslow has to assure him that no, it was really good, he is just overwhelmed by how good it was. Laslow is utterly embarrassed but Xander cuddles him and is both relieved and amused.

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it's okay if laslow doesn't win the fuckable competition because we all know he'd win in the breedable category

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B( . )( . )bapa100za!!

One day, the men of Askr enter the mess hall to find a special surprise, just for them. Little do they know, this surprise is about to manifest into something far more sinister... or at least, inconvenient.

OR: For my hundredth fic on my AO3 account, I choose to indulge my favorite niche kink, and to write about boobs a whole lot.

Chapter by chapter (for the picky ones): 1. The full fic, start to finish. 7.5k. 2. Ares & Leif's segment, 951. 3. Elihec's segment, 789. 4. Ryolise's segment, 792. 5. Xanlow's segment, 789. 6. Hinata, Takumi & Oboro's segment, 501. 7. Caspar/Dorothea, Hilda & Petra's segment, 780. 8. Ivytsu's segment, 937. 9. IkeRanulf's segment, 853. 10. Frammamant's segment, 755. 11. Shez & Byleth's segment, 363.

Happy birthday to ME

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Drawings that are titled “hold my calls”

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Happy early Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the break, food and OTP fuel.

Thoughts: Service Top Xander.

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(Is the tum b police gonna find me...)

We’re closer to October which means I revisit the pumpkin spicy idea of vamp!Xanlas while I should be finishing my work load.. 😈

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The man waited four years for you, bunny Laslow, let the man enjoy this.

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performs a mocking jerking off gesture while actively blowing and jerking you off

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🖋 Piqued ✧ xanlow | completed | 1.7k ✧ Summary: Laslow has started intentionally getting into trouble so he can enjoy the punishment. Tired of cleaning up his messes, Xander decides to change their typical routine. ✧ Rated E