dottore-truther

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Itto ripping off the name tag Heizou placed on him while he was walking in. “My name isn’t SCHMEETOE!!!”

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I love that playing Heizou’s story quest and Itto is like “as a civil servant 😩😠 I wouldn’t dream 🤭😡 of imagining of taking advantage of people 😤”

like bro you’re playing a Cop. Omg Cop Itto??? He doesn’t know???

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How come the p0rn bots keep following me I’m literally aroace and spend all my time in my room sick with brainrot about a 400+ year old blue haired feral scientist that commits Malpractice for fun. Surely the bots have an error.

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one thing you need to know about me is that i am constantly having insane galaxy genius ancient greek philosopher level thoughts about everything ever all the time but before leaving my mouth they get filtered through seven layers of autism and come out sounding like a youtube comment made by a nine year old

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I just finally realized who Dottore reminds me of:

- Both worked in an academic field and see themselves as scientists

- both are arrogant

- mask

- both have can disguise themselves as other people

- both their names start with ‘D’

It’s Dottore and Descole

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Playing Tighnari’s story quest is just “is this Dottore crumbs????”

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Finishing Yelan’s quest and Pantalone namedropped right after Baizhu left? a little sus Baizhu a little sus.

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I’m officially a C3 Kaeya Haver due to trading all my stardust in the Paimon’s Bargains shop for Kaeya’s third constellation.

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C2 Kaeya on the qiqi banner ??? on a one wish pull? Yes.

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I CANT BELIEVE I HAV ETO FINSIH THE TARATA TALES QUESTLINE TO CONTINUE THE SCARAMOUCHE INTERLUDE THIS IS HOME OF PHOBIC????

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Dang shawty you had a crisis so hard you erased yourself from history

Scaramouche interlude here we goooo

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BITCH I CAUGHT YOU

Scaramouche interlude here we goooo

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DOTTORE MASTERMINDED SCARAMOUCHE’S TRAGIC BACKSTORY??? NOT CLICKBAIT 500+ LONG CON

Scaramouche interlude here we goooo

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“Just keep your pretty eyes open and try not to fall behind”

Wait he thinks I’m pretty? - Aether, probably

Scaramouche interlude here we goooo

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“Nahida sent me to babysit you”

OK AETHER YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL HIM LIKE THAT

Scaramouche interlude here we goooo

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Are we learning about the tragic mystery behind Scaramouche’s first friend “betraying” him??? Tatarasuna??? Swords smith clan? Distant relative of the Kaedehara Clan Ok ok ok ok here we go

This is fine no it’s not ok ok ok

Scaramouche interlude here we goooo

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I’m not even five minutes in and why’d they give this liyue NPC a Scottish accent ok Scrooge mcduck

Scaramouche interlude here we goooo