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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS CINNAMON ROLL

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GIRL WHO MADE ME REALISE IM FRUITY

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HAPPY BDAY TO THIS QUEEN
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happy birthday to miss autism

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happy birthday sparkles

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIKA KAWAI

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So there's only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
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changed my mind
the dolls are cute
the clothes are hideous
I only have knock off ddung dolls
might show some pics
they're really ugly but also kinda cute
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have you ever really thought about biting things. like really sinking your mashers into something, absolutely latching on like a feral raccoon, maybe even a little chewing on some fingers, maybe even an ankle or two? ya ever really wanna gnaw on some rocks, chomp on the edge of a wood table, feel the delectable texture of a foam football between your jaws? munch the arm of the guy sitting three rows up on the bus? chewing on ice can only contain it for so long and the itch in your mandible is growing. soon t
hot girl things only
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I don’t know if you’ve covered this in your videos but
Do you remember the unlimited nipples tumblr post from days of ole
that’s living rent free in my mind right now
and then they went and limited our nipples :(
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this is what I look like irl


tiger series cinnamoroll by sanrio
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