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The Rusty Nail brainrot is consuming me and it’s not good

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You doing good sweetie

I’m better now I think, my life is funny with how stupid the problems are sometimes but we win these. I finished the classes I need for my AA though so if I don’t immediately get burnt out I’ll probably be more active.

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Warning: slightly barely nsfw, drugging, Praetorian

Being an assistant to supers is a sucky job, its not like you expected it to be fun or glamorous but you hoped that it at least wouldn’t be as thankless as any other office job, hell in some ways it’s worse, at least at an office job you could snap back at your boss when you decided to quit but not at The Union of Justice.

You used to be a starry eyed new hire that rose up from giddy intern to jaded assistant, yeah some of the heroes were great, a bit egoistical but you’d be too if you had god like powers however some were absolutely unbearable, enter the Praetorian. He used to be your favorite hero but after working here you eventually learned that the smile he always wore was fake and when it wasn’t it made you feel gross, a stupid smirk that only appeared when your lips were wrapped around a straw or eating anything remotely phallic so your daily iced beverage became a distant memory along with any job satisfaction you had when you were ‘promoted’ to his personal assistant. At first it was bearable, tedious but bearable, he isn’t grossly incompetent so you don’t have to remind him to write up daily reports, in fact he seems almost too quick to do them but that’s not your problem. The problem that did appear however was his reluctance to let you do your job anywhere that wasn’t in his line of sight when he wasn’t out saving the day or whatever he does, you used to have a day or two a week where you could work from home but suddenly it’s not safe anymore, it’s risky and when you try to argue back with HR they simply said to take it up with him. If you worked anywhere else you would storm up to your boss and demand your home days back but anywhere else doesn’t have a man that could kill you without lifting a finger if he played his cards right, anywhere else doesn’t have a guy that could ruin your career just because he’s idolized so you stay quiet. The next problem is the way he starts to stand too close, way too close, sometimes under the guise of checking his schedule but most of the time he didn’t even bother with the excuses and just stood over you but just like last time HR doesn’t help. The final straw though is after you come in on Monday morning, the weekend was rough to say the least, your partner just broke up with you over text, their stuff missing from your shared apartment Friday night and all weekend you found solace at the bottom of a bottle, you were together for years so it hit hard but still you showed up on time with only a mild migraine. You should have called out you think as the red headed hero greets you, looking a little too cheerful while wrapping an arm over your shoulder and leading you around, he’s being extra touchy but you try to hold it in, you need this job but he doesn’t leave you alone. All day he’s there and it makes your headache worse, it went from mild to pounding so when he offers you painkillers you don’t think twice before taking it only to regret it minutes later when your vision gets blurry and your muscles feel weak. Of course he’s still standing there too, that shit eating smirk on his face as you succumb to the wave of exhaustion caused by whatever he gave you.

Sorry it’s so short but i thought I should at least release it from my drafts so everyone knows I’m still alive. I’ll do a second part one day I swear.

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Please write more for Praetorian no one else does

Firstly, sorry for taking so long to respond. I use my tablet for this account and I forget to come back to it. Secondly, I’ll try but I’m quickly running out of ideas and such so any ideas are welcome

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Warning: nsfw, Praetorian

Note: I tried to make this as gender neutral as possible but idk. :p

I can’t help but think about how great it would be to see him on his knees, he would put you in your place but he works for your dad, The Bastard, and doesn’t wanna get himself killed so he relents.

He’s not great at giving head but it’s fun to slap him around and tug on his stupidly red hair like the slut he is, it’s fun to look down an his hate filled expression as he tries not to disappoint. Your daddy is in the room over and you could easily scream, punish him for using his teeth again but instead you give him a warning, a killer headache that makes his head feel like it’s about to explode, it would too but just before it can you stop and he continues, he’s awful at this but he’s pretty and powerless. When you finally finish you make him drink you up, pressing your pelvis against him harder, bite back a moan, and all the fallen super can do is swallow your essence and try to ignore the fact that his cock has never been harder.

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Warning: nsfw, Praetorian

I reread the comic just now and I can’t get over the thought of being a villain before he got outed as a shit hero, you’re not a mastermind by any means in fact you’re barely counted as a supervillain but the one time a hero bothers to catch you instead of the police of course it’s the scariest fucking one.

He’s got you pinned against some gross alleyway wall, smirking down at you as you basically beg for your life, luckily he’s feeling just nice enough to not paint the alley with your blood but unfortunately that doesn’t stop him from giving you the ultimatum of sucking him off or getting beaten and tossed in jail. This of course leads to you on your knees, getting throat fucked by the so called superhero, one hand gripping your skull tightly while the other one slaps your face when you start to slack off. When he’s done of course he’s mean about it, making you swallow and leaving you a mess alone in the alley, at least he let you keep your stolen goods.

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Minors DNI

Miguel O’Hara

I can’t decide if a full Nelson or a piledriver would be a better position with Miguel, on the one hand you’re getting to feel him all around you, holding you like you weigh nothing as he pounds into, treating you like a doll which compared to his hulking figure you might as well be, while on the other hand you get to feel him pounding into you with his entire weight, fucking you so deeply that you can’t tell if it’s his cock making you stupid or the fact that you keep hitting your head on the floor.

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Old men mmmm…..

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There’s nothing worse than watching a horror movie and being too distracted by the fact that I NEED for the horrors beyond comprehension to fuck me, like please scary beast that’s been ripping people apart limb from limb, please breed me, I’ll be so good and I won’t even care that you ripped my favorite pair of panties, please just absolutely ruin me

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Horny all of you

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Miguel O'Hara NSFW

Sometimes Miguel likes to think about fucking you from behind while holding you in a headlock. He knows you wouldn't be able to handle it with how strong he is but he would be lying if he said the thought alone didn't make him uncomfortably hard. His big frame pinning your small one against a wall, fucking into you while his muscular arms are wrapped tightly around your neck, the only sounds you could let out being weak whimpers and short breaths, you're barely able to stand. He would unwrap his arms from your neck and put them around your waist, trailing gentle kisses down your neck before biting down hard but, he knew you were too fragile too soft but a man can dream.

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Miguel O'Hara NSFW

Miguel would love being called daddy while fucking you from behind, would def call you his pretty girl/boy while thrusting his fat cock deep inside you, he would dig his fangs deep in your shoulder while trying so hard not to hurt you too much

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Across the Spider-Verse had no fucking reason to make Miguel so fuckin fine. I went to see the movie a second time because of him. I swear I am so normal about him and did not order a spiderman 2099 sweater impulsively

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I finished Metalocalypse and man fuck they be puttin' some shit in older guys in suits. Like I know Charles isn't technically a DILF but he is in my heart (he bottoms)

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Warning: nsfw

Imagine being The Bastard's favorite little brat and hooking up with Praetorian when daddy dearest is off meditating or whatever, riding him on your dad's desk knowing damn well that if caught he'll probably die, brains splattered across the room and you'll be lucky to not get the same treatment. That's the thrill of it though and fuck, it made the feeling of him hammering his cock in and out of you while pumping you full of his cum feel so much more exhilarating.

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idk why but penis sounds way more professional than it has any right too. Like every time I read or type out penis it sounds like a fucking research paper

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soon