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i have literally no regrets  (@madi-personal​ told me to post it here oof)

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Lindsay drew The Kiss™ and it’s adorable

You can still win her drawings by donating 50.08$ to extralife!

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This would totally be Sam’s bathroom

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Chad: You guys got a bunch of people, I’ll get out of your hair.

Lindsay: Before you leave, who did you kiss?

Chad: Who did I kiss? 

Lindsay: Yeah, I needed to know because I saw some screenshots…

Ryan: Who didn’t you kiss?

Chad: I kissed both of these fine gentlemen.

Ryan: Look all you need to do is go to Tumblr and they will tell you.

Chad: Oh yeah, there’s already fanart.

Michael: That is true.

Lindsay: I saw pictures of Michael and Gavin doing the pocky thing

Chad: So thanks for hosting with me and being good sports about things.

Ryan: Yeah, man.

Jack: Oh yeah, absolutely. It was a blast, it was a lot of fun. So, Chad, MVP of Extra Life this year, absolutely.

Gavin: [claps] Love you, Chad.

Chad: Bye, guys! [waves, walks off]

Geoff: See you, Chad! There goes a good human.

Gavin: That is one of the—one of the good ones, not lousy.

Michael: There’s so few at this point, you know what I mean?

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Chad James is a beautiful man

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Okay but like just imagine Golden Boy Sam going from badassery throughout the heist and threatening and killing people to curling up on the couch and whining about his injuries and asking for animal crackers and Coke bc "I just got shot like fucking fifteen times and I'm being refused animal crackers???"

GIMME SAM WHO KNOWS HOW TO STRATEGIZE AND TAKE DOWN HIS OPPONENT IN FIFTEEN DIFFERENT WAYS AND KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO TERRIFY PEOPLE WITH HIS WORDS AND STUFF BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PENTHOUSE HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WORDS ARE AND CONSTANTLY FORGETS THAT "YES SAM, THATS A FUCKING TOASTER. ARE YOU OKAY?"

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Start of the year favorites meme ↳ Sam Mitchell | Screwattack “Most of these people are cocksuckers. I can’t help it, it’s just how they roll, dude.”

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Based on the most recent Off Topic (112), Architects!Chadwood okay? Hear me out, Chad's the one who likes building for fun, likes experimenting and making things wacky looking, but sometimes it's not the most appealing of sketches. Ryan, on the other hand, fixes up Chad's sketches and makes it more structurally sound and reminds Chad about what their clients want. They have various ways to practice building things with (i.e. Legos, Knex, building blocks, etc.) and they always take a couple days to build a small model of what they were thinking of with Chad doing most of the building while Ryan handled their clients and suggesting things here and there. They both definitely have their more favorite structures: Ryan's being, simple on the outside with rooms being half the length of the house and lovely patterned walls with even sketches of possible places to place plants and furniture, while Chad preferred oddly shaped buildings that had reasonable support and oddly shaped rooms as well with his own type of style in the carvings of the walls. They were both mainly asked to redecorate rooms completely rather than create an entire house because of their differing opinions but in the end they listen intently to their clients' needs and deliver perfectly no matter what. Their varying styles may conflict with one another, but their love for architecture (and each other) keep them together.

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Started to watch MPS, and honestly, same John

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Chad was on Off Topic this week

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Game Attack has a loving and understanding community run by awesome and reasonable people. I hope the RT Community will give them another chance if they haven’t done so already.

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Let the man rest

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commission for @the-fakes!

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Okay, but after watching the Amiibo Cockfight by the SA/GA guys, I think that solidified FakeAttack Bolen as the token torturer who just makes people hurt. His job is to hurt their target as much as possible. Break them. Make them spill as many secrets as possible. Like he knows how to do his job and he does it well. That’s what scares most of the people who even dare make an “appointment” with the Executioner. Though, there are always those people who are impossible to break. Those people who can handle the pain. That’s fine because it’s not Bolen’s job to take all of the information from their targets. Absolutely not.

That’s Parker’s job. Bolen just loosens them up, then leaves them alone for a couple days raising their hopes of ever getting out. Then Parker busts into the room and acts like he’s the savior covered in blood and armed with a silenced handgun and knife. Because to their target, Parker is the savior.

You see, Parker enters into corrupted corporations and shitty gangs to do nothing but one thing. Earn the boss’s trust. And of course, Parker can do it no problem. Climbs the ranks like it’s no problem. Always successfully enters the inner circles and gains everyone’s respect and trust. No one in the Crew would admit it, but John’s always ready to assist Parker in case the gang they were after found out.

Anyway, Parker helps the target to freedom, goes to a safehouse and patches up the target like they’re old friends. But the moment their victim doesn’t have any more useful information or Parker got what he came for, Parker would tie up loose ends and that would be the end of that job. Whenever Parker came back, no one questioned if he successfully did his job or not because everyone knew the answer already. If Craig didn’t trust Parker, he wouldn’t be in FakeAttack’s inner circle and everyone trusted Craig’s judgment. But something always crossed Sam’s mind every once in awhile when Parker would take a much longer time completing his job.

What if Parker was trying to destroy FakeAttack from the inside out?

Sam wasn’t worried though. He never acknowledges his skepticism for more than a few minutes because months after a particular job where Parker took a full week more than he was supposed to, Sam found out that their target at the time was Parker’s old employer and he was just getting revenge.

Sam could respect that.

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check out this sweet edit i made of the lets play family! 

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UP HIGH! DOWN LOW! [x]