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some relatable numbers from Carrie Fisher
“unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings”
“I have at least 14 bad angles”
“If Harrison was unable to see that I had feelings for him (at least five, but sometimes as many as seven)…”
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its like Papaw but a million times worse
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uncle fred ain’t been quite right lately
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Me at my second Rodeo
Me: This ain't my first Rodeo
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a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”
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lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time
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Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.
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shout out to the girls who don’t fully love themselves yet. take ya time hun it’s all about you.
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i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us
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Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again
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