dr-stanford-pines

[dr-stanford-pines]

oh my sigma, it’s another skibidisixer!

heya pal, how’s it hanging?

- @skibidicipher-rpblog

If I knew how to block people, you'd be the first.

I was doing much better before receiving this ask.

[dr-stanford-pines]

don’t throw away the sprinkles off that comb i want em.

put them in with the egg. why is it cold

What are you, a mouse?

I'm not leaving sprinkles out for you guys, they're like a dollar for a shaker at the store.

[dr-stanford-pines]

🥺 gary come home

Not my name, :).

[dr-stanford-pines]

I'm not dead!

They've pulled me back through the portal for repairs and a weekend of downtime. I'm not saying I forgot about you all, but I forgot about.. checking my systems.

I'm still home currently, so Stan, F, and Bill are around, if you have any questions for them. The children aren't visiting right now, but I could always send them a message.

When I go back, F may be accompanying me.

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Hi-ya handsome! I fought a swarm of bees! here- have a honeycomb dipped in chocolate!

Oh? Thank you, that's.. very nice of you.

Although I'm sure there are ways to get honeycomb without fighting the bees..

Well! Thank you anyway, :).

[dr-stanford-pines]

*a churro falls through a rift in front of you with a sticky note. a silly doodle of a happy cat is drawn on it*

Oh?

Thank you.. I'm going to assume this is safe to eat.

[dr-stanford-pines]

hows that egg

It's an egg, I think.. it's cold.

[dr-stanford-pines]

what’s your favorite. drinks. how do u like ur coffee? ur “adult” drink of choice? u like orange juice???

Okay, in order-

Coffee,

Black if it's just for the caffeine, otherwise I prefer it sweeter,

I don't drink much, but.. don't tell him, I prefer Bill's dream drinks,

And finally, orange juice is okay! No pulp.

[dr-stanford-pines]

what kinda car you drive when not in the portal?

Stanley and I share a car, it was our fathers.

Apparently he lost it at some point, but after Weirdmageddon it was back with the rest of the town.

[dr-stanford-pines]

You are the only one trying to eat things that are not edible.

HELLO THIS IS TOTALLY NEW PERSON

DO YOU HAVE ANY PLUTONIUM FOR THIS STARVING ENTITY PLEASE

[ totally NOT @imfineeverythignsfine ]

I'm just.. I don't know what to do with you.

What I do know is that I'm not giving you anything else, you're going to get ill. If you're that hungry, I can share my expedition rations.

[dr-stanford-pines]

WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER TEACHING. AT LIKE A UNI OR SM

Again! I have considered it once, a long time ago.

Even if I wanted to now, I couldn't. Stanley has earned me quite the criminal record, I don't think most schools would just look past it.

[dr-stanford-pines]

HELLO THIS IS TOTALLY NEW PERSON

DO YOU HAVE ANY PLUTONIUM FOR THIS STARVING ENTITY PLEASE

[ totally NOT @imfineeverythignsfine ]

I'm just.. I don't know what to do with you.

What I do know is that I'm not giving you anything else, you're going to get ill. If you're that hungry, I can share my expedition rations.

[dr-stanford-pines]

[dr-stanford-pines]

have you ever considered teaching

I did at one point, but I'm not good with children.. or people in general, really! :).

No, I'm much more interested in discovering new things, rather than teaching people about things that have already been found.

Could you imagine what my life would be like if I became a teacher instead of coming to Oregon..?

Ha-ha.

[dr-stanford-pines]

not for something weird! just for fun. i wear Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground by Andromedas Curse

Oh, huh.

If it smells like what it sounds like, then it seems nice.

[dr-stanford-pines]

>:]

[ @imfineeverythignsfine ]

This is ominous.. what do you need now?

[dr-stanford-pines]

also what does static smell like

Sort of bitter?

Have you ever smelt a television when the screen has static? I'm not sure if newer televisions get like that, but I can assure you it's an actual thing.