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i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness
#was walking into work one day and a coworker was coming up beside me#she goes#you’re not a morning person are you#and i’m like. what prompted u to say that. my appearance?#and later she says i wouldn’t be a good person to work the front desk/be the first person a patient sees when they come to the hospital#and i was agreeing w her out loud but internally i was like#dang so i *do* look ugly and unapproachable and mean hahaha#so that totally didn’t ruin my week or anything hahaha#anyways#my eye bags and dead eyes will be attractive to someone some day i’m sure. maybe. probably
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this tweet is on par with “omg you people can’t do anything” in terms of how it changed the way i think and move about the world because now when i tell people i’ve only had my doppio espresso i hear this tweet word for word
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my pains are worse than ever but at least genshin let me not only see venti again but gave him a devoted believer and a lover and made us thirdwheel them
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me, explaining heart related issues i’ve been having: but that’s probably normal right
my coworkers, who work in cardiology: uh no. that’s definitely not normal
#they wanna do a tilt table test on me if we get some down time#i feel like it’s gonna be negative but i also did my own this morning as i was getting out of bed and my heart rate went 📈#so idk#i feel like this is all normal and i’ll bring it up to the cardiologist and she’s gonna be like yea that’s normal babe
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coworker, talking to himself: i hope they called the rep for this case
me: they have
coworker, still talking to himself: i’m sure they have
#so nobody listens to what i say huh#jk but not really cause every time this person asks a question and i answer it im just ignored. like#why would i make up something. or lie. if i’m unsure i’m gonna preface whatever i say with that#a girly can’t catch a break!#work rambles
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i ordered the figs scrub jumpsuit and it’s supposed to arrive tomorrow IM SO EXCITED i can’t wait to look like a lil mechanic at work
#i saw a girl in icu wearing one and the gasp i gusp when i saw how pretty she looked in it…..#i said i need one bad#but i couldn’t justify buying one until i got a coupon#i just hope it fits !#there wasn’t a petite sizing so i’m worried it’s gonna be too long#but we shall see
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way
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oh the pitt. the pittt. THE PITT !!! the protocol. all the new (hot) young fun doctors. slipping on blood. info hungry journalists. inevitable robby crashout. langdon reappearing like he's just been circling the block for 90 minutes. collins inevitable heroic re-entrance. dana in her element. javadi cussing out her mom and still thirsty even in the face of tragedy. mel ! mckays fuckass ex seeing in real time what a bad bitch she is. dunkin iced coffee in the triage bay. blood bag on my ankle. killer on the loose. ooooh i smell EMMYS SAGS AWARDSSS
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Dr. Whitaker's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (so far) on THE PITT (2025-)
#finally watching the pitt it’s so good omg#but the way their scrub dispenser is just figs makes me laugh#where is this man getting his figs#i love him
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I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
#i love my job !!#i’m a nurse in the cath lab and interventional radiology#we treat inpatients and outpatients#and do angiography of anything from the neck to the feet#so from the carotid artery to the dorsalis pedis if there’s a blockage we open it with balloons and/or stents#we also place pacemakers icds loop implants and do tilt table tests#plus cardioversions!#and a pericardiocentesis every now and then#oh we also do thrombectomies for blood clots in the lungs or leg#then for the IR side we place vascaths and permacaths for dialysis access and every now and then a pleural drain#i’ve already learned soooo much and i genuinely enjoy what i do!!
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