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One Dragon Two Dragon

One Dragon, two Dragon 

Red Dragon, blue Dragon.

One set free from a cage

Many in the sky form a murderous rage.

Some are cruel, some are fast 

Some will flame you as they pass. 

Dragons will freeze you

Or burn you to bits

Fling you with shouts

Or drop you in pits!

Look to the sky

dawn or at night

You may see Dragons

In murderous flight!

What makes Dragons mad?

Why do they stay?

I do not know

I just run away!

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I bet racists gonna hate this  

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My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

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I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

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if you don't like characters in a media because they're fat I'm gonnA fjcking

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what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

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imagine if the whole httyd franchise was shot like the office

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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

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“My nephew had the best interruption while trying to do his homework“

(Source)

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WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

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Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

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NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

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We Censored This Cat’s Penis To Prove A Point