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ill forgive nintendo for every sin theyve ever committed if they give me the horse g.anondorf rides for .2 seconds out of the whole game

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happy mother's day to those who celebrate!

g.anondorf will be watching to ensure you give your mother a worthy gift as he celebrates his fifteen different mother figures 👁️🫵

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i rly wanna play botw/totk again and i keep going 'no i should wait for when the switch 2 comes out to see what they updated'

girl u didnt even BUY a switch 2

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had a stroke today telling myself that 2016 was only, like, five years ago. and then had to remember that 2026 is coming up and it'll be ten years since 2016.

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zel.gan is so duke of the north isekai coded

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think im gonna forego having g.anondorf be outright evil in pkmn land until i can think of a good reason Why.

for now his vibes are mildly rancid because he has a god complex

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im tall but simultaneously the shortest in my immediate family. im 5'8" while everyone else is either close to or over six foot.

so i get the experience of THEM putting things out of my reach bcuz they can use those stupidly high cabinets that make no sense for a regular person. tall person on tall person violence.

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halfway thru the pkmn verse draft and...

idk what g.anondorf's evil motivation is without the triforce or hyrule. i guess i could make pokehyrule. i could make a poketriforce. i could make an elaborate replication of the zelda universe but with a pokemon spin.

just a casual undiscovered pkmn continent featuring elves and magic.

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Throughout Heaven and Earth,

only Darkness shall remain 🩸

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This is attention to details man

Ganon holds a bow straight while Link holds it at an angle.

Ganon also draws the bow like a samurai, (since this Ganon is more samurai like) he positions/aim the bow then draws.

(Not shown here) Even if Link uses a long bow like Ganon he will still aim at an angle since he is a soldier. He positions/aim the bow and draws at the same time.

The bow Ganon uses will recoil meaning this is a heavy bow. (They didnt need to add that detail in, but they did man)

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g.anondorf, foreign royal from another country, visits unova.

during this visit, unova:

experiences a rare collapse of its subway system due to mega evolution testing going wrong

has its denizens for whatever reason screaming across the entire region in order to chat

theres an evil wizard

safe to say... wtf is going on

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feelin like this rn after writing 'pkmn verse' at the top of this draft and then not writing a single thing for said verse

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if the next zelda game was just Horse Simulator But Zelda i would buy the shit out of it. that would be a childhood dream come true.

i was scared of the monsters in oot and mm, so in both games i would just gallop around the fields and make up lil stories in my head. or in mm i would go to zora's domain and practice my dolphin jumps, lol.

botw and totk got me SO close to horse simulator... like in botw i spent hours just following npcs around on horseback, tracing their paths and seeing what they did. totk kind of failed in that aspect by not expanding on npc schedules (im still sad the new champs never rly roam like they do in botw) but i still have a great time on my horsie.

i need less building game, more horse.

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locking in for this pkmn verse post and trying to decide where to plop the gerudo desert. galar is the closest thing to pokehyrule i got, just gonna... put a desert next to it.

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hoping lunch will give me the strength to summon a pokemon verse for g.anondorf from the depths of my dry brain

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g.anondorf exclusively has alpha pkmn bcuz i said so.

as traveling by horseback is a common occurrence for him, those bitches need to be Big.