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i’m tempted to make a fic based on this :)

Don’t forget where you came from, hon.

The horse-person on the left is my Indianapolis Colts OC. The Colts were founded in Baltimore, and they left for Indianapolis in 1984.

Nothing special, tons of sports teams relocate over the years after all…except for the fact that the Colts “relocated” by secretly driving off to Indianapolis in the middle of the night. Why? Because the government of Maryland was threatening to take full control over the team through eminent domain.

This scene takes place around 1991-92, when the Colts won only one game out of the entire season.

Colt wears number 53 to signify that they were born in 1953. Maryland’s number 19 is for Johnny Unitas.

If anyone has suggestions for more sports team + state crossovers let me know 😊

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Don’t forget where you came from, hon.

The horse-person on the left is my Indianapolis Colts OC. The Colts were founded in Baltimore, and they left for Indianapolis in 1984.

Nothing special, tons of sports teams relocate over the years after all…except for the fact that the Colts “relocated” by secretly driving off to Indianapolis in the middle of the night. Why? Because the government of Maryland was threatening to take full control over the team through eminent domain.

This scene takes place around 1991-92, when the Colts won only one game out of the entire season.

Colt wears number 53 to signify that they were born in 1953. Maryland’s number 19 is for Johnny Unitas.

If anyone has suggestions for more sports team + state crossovers let me know 😊

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personified universities :)

michigan and ohio state will be next

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birthday post :)

and according to this map i’m legally old enough to gamble in alabama now…so here’s alabama

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the swap boys are back🤠

Texas ends up becoming the third wheel in record time :(

cue California gossiping to Louisiana about all the embarrassing stuff he knows about Texas. spill the tea sis🍵

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hello im still alive🙃

yet more memes that remind me of the states(pt 3)

1. Try retracing your steps

2. Most normal atlanta experience

3. NY probably made this one

4. I guess that means there’s now room for DC to become a state?

5. Get out while you still can

6. It’s florida’s pet gator dont worry

7. Gotta be in good shape to get those dunkies

8. Utah core

9. Perfectly sums up Flogov

10. Except the dakotas i guess

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hi gamers i do have plans for the rest of the wttt week prompts but for now here’s some caliyork crumbs

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WTTT Week day 3: Table History

These remaining ones will probably be posted a day late because I’m busy lately🙃

I went with state abbreviations for this one. The two-letter state abbreviations which we use today were standardized in the 1960s…at least according to this wikipedia article…although the source that it cites for that is a dead link 😐 well…at least it sounds believable. Here’s a little comic about what I imagine went down when the states were first choosing their abbreviations way back when.

My headcanon is that California is kind of scared of Louisiana. Not in a “omg he’s going to beat me up” way because obviously Cali is a lot bigger. He’s more scared of getting on his bad side because at all times he’s one mistake away from getting a rabid florida man sent after him.

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WTTT Week day 2: [State] joins the table/State symbolism

Honestly, it’s really hard for me to decide who’s my “favorite” now because I go through random phases of liking them all ._.

But when I first discovered the series my fave was massachusetts. The first few videos i watched were the table history ones and his chaotic energy just made my entire week. and im totally not biased towards chaotic boston guys because of tf2 scout

I noticed that multiple state symbols of massachusetts have to do with cranberries so i used that here :) turns out that new jersey’s state drink is also cranberry juice…

jersey stop you’re embarrassing him 😤 he’s trying to be scary👿

Also a bonus doodle of NY putting him in air jail for his crimes

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WTTT Week day 1: Table News/Weather

A current event(well not really current anymore but it’s recent) that is also about weather. It’s the infamous cold wave of 2025…

i’m too eepy to make this like a full table episode so y’all just get this shitpost

Only a true midwesterner would describe -35 degrees as a “possible” threat to life

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as a canadian i had no idea USamerica was not the only country in the world😧how mind-blowing

really excited for this though..i have plans for all 7 days

Hi everyone! I hope you’re all as stoked about wttt week as I am!! I can’t wait to see what y’all create!

It has been brought to my attention that although I am a USamerican living in the Pacific Time Zone, USamerica is not the only country in the world (shocking, I know /s) and it is already March 30 (a.k.a. The Future) in some places.

If it’s already March 30 where you are, feel free to post whenever you want. :)

Oregon says: Remember to tag with #wttt week, and whatever day we’re on (ex. #wttt week day 1)

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i love that so much i couldn’t resist-

also my first time drawing Virginia..i don’t really know what’s going on with his design i just wanted an excuse to give one of them multicolored hair

I think it would be cool if in the swap au Hawai’i was swapped with Alaska and Virginia was swapped with Mass

interesting idea👀 virginia and mass would be especially chaotic…

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I love this so much..

Usually you’d expect Florida to be the one doing the trolling so it’s pretty hilarious when the other states give him a taste of his own medicine

Video: California Joins the Table

Status: Public

Link: California Joins the Table - YouTube

Date Posted: March 1st 2022

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I think it would be cool if in the swap au Hawai’i was swapped with Alaska and Virginia was swapped with Mass

interesting idea👀 virginia and mass would be especially chaotic…

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i’m really glad you like it 😊 and i’m totally cool with writing, art, etc of this AU, i’d love to be tagged if you do end up writing something :)

the swap au doodle page is done :D + headcanons under the cut

to reiterate, in this au the main 6 have their personality traits swapped with each other and that’s it. any other stuff like history and culture remains the same

and bonus art of their full outfits

(there may be some overlap between my headcanons for the original and swapped characters)

California

Tough outdoorsman who will absolutely rub in your face how much better he is at surviving in the wilderness than you.

Also very annoying about how his state having the largest population is more important than Alaska having the largest land area and will go on a 6 hour rant about it

The patch on his neck is a burn scar

Seems “at peace” when he’s in natural landscapes like mountains or canyons, some people think he’s just doing it to be pretentious but he genuinely does feel relaxed in nature.

^This is also partially the reason why he feels uneasy sleeping in a room that doesn’t have windows where he can see the night sky.

Florida

Overworked vacation planner who is the embodiment of all your travel anxiety. Did you remember to bring your passport to the airport? Because he’ll be on your ass about it every 2 minutes.

Would unironically make one of these tombstones that says “here lies Florida’s hopes and dreams”

“You have to be at the airport a MINIMUM of 3 hours before your flight”

A part of his soul dies every time tourists trash his beaches. And also every time the other states rent timeshares so that they can be in uncomfortably close proximity to him

Needs everything to go according to plan and gets really pissed off at sudden schedule changes

Gov

One could argue that this is just canon Gov if he crashed out..

Stereotypical loud American who puts USA flags on everything he owns. And also has no volume control. He is literally the worst person to be around if you’re hungover or tired.

Overuses “i know your IP address/i know where you live” jokes…but he’s literally the government so he’s not even joking when he says it. He is the reason why VPNs were invented.

The song lyrics in the doodle page are from here btw

Has a motorcycle and crashes it into the state house for fun. And then he does the sad hamster face when he has to face the consequences of his actions.

Louisiana

Gator hunter + fisherman who wants everyone to leave him alone >:(

Sort of like swap!California in terms of being a survivalist who thinks he’s better than everyone, but he doesn’t show off as much because he really doesn’t want any reason to be around other people

Will take care of you if you’re sick/injured but very begrudgingly and he’ll judge you the whole time. He won’t let you leave until he knows for sure that you’ve fully recovered. Unless you slander his state then he’ll just throw you out the window

^He doesn’t like sharing his house with others, but despite that he’s still the best caretaker out of the main 6.

Wants everyone to be scared of him even though he looks like this to them

New York

New York actually tolerates being around people now??😧not clickbait??😱

Usually found at one of the many nightclubs in NYC. I mean, it’s not called the “city that never sleeps” for nothing…

Good at coming up with puns/dad jokes on the spot. May or may not overuse them to the point of pissing off the other states.

Most people think he’s incapable of taking things seriously, but he just doesn’t like worrying about things unneccesarily.

Texas

Country boy i love you…

Still has that Texan pride, he’s just a lot more passive-aggressive about it now. Like if someone insulted his state, he wouldn’t fight them face to face, he’d just vaguepost about it on twitter that night.

^Despite this, he is a lot nicer than canon Texas. Maybe he’ll finally get along with Austin?

Has protective instincts over anyone or anything that looks vulnerable, but he gets scared at the sight of blood and other such things so he’s not as good of a caretaker as Louisiana

Has a bunch of Applejack plushies that he cuddles with in his sleep

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the swap au doodle page is done :D + headcanons under the cut

to reiterate, in this au the main 6 have their personality traits swapped with each other and that’s it. any other stuff like history and culture remains the same

and bonus art of their full outfits

(there may be some overlap between my headcanons for the original and swapped characters)

California

Tough outdoorsman who will absolutely rub in your face how much better he is at surviving in the wilderness than you.

Also very annoying about how his state having the largest population is more important than Alaska having the largest land area and will go on a 6 hour rant about it

The patch on his neck is a burn scar

Seems “at peace” when he’s in natural landscapes like mountains or canyons, some people think he’s just doing it to be pretentious but he genuinely does feel relaxed in nature.

^This is also partially the reason why he feels uneasy sleeping in a room that doesn’t have windows where he can see the night sky.

Florida

Overworked vacation planner who is the embodiment of all your travel anxiety. Did you remember to bring your passport to the airport? Because he’ll be on your ass about it every 2 minutes.

Would unironically make one of these tombstones that says “here lies Florida’s hopes and dreams”

“You have to be at the airport a MINIMUM of 3 hours before your flight”

A part of his soul dies every time tourists trash his beaches. And also every time the other states rent timeshares so that they can be in uncomfortably close proximity to him

Needs everything to go according to plan and gets really pissed off at sudden schedule changes

Gov

One could argue that this is just canon Gov if he crashed out..

Stereotypical loud American who puts USA flags on everything he owns. And also has no volume control. He is literally the worst person to be around if you’re hungover or tired.

Overuses “i know your IP address/i know where you live” jokes…but he’s literally the government so he’s not even joking when he says it. He is the reason why VPNs were invented.

The song lyrics in the doodle page are from here btw

Has a motorcycle and crashes it into the state house for fun. And then he does the sad hamster face when he has to face the consequences of his actions.

Louisiana

Gator hunter + fisherman who wants everyone to leave him alone >:(

Sort of like swap!California in terms of being a survivalist who thinks he’s better than everyone, but he doesn’t show off as much because he really doesn’t want any reason to be around other people

Will take care of you if you’re sick/injured but very begrudgingly and he’ll judge you the whole time. He won’t let you leave until he knows for sure that you’ve fully recovered. Unless you slander his state then he’ll just throw you out the window

^He doesn’t like sharing his house with others, but despite that he’s still the best caretaker out of the main 6.

Wants everyone to be scared of him even though he looks like this to them

New York

New York actually tolerates being around people now??😧not clickbait??😱

Usually found at one of the many nightclubs in NYC. I mean, it’s not called the “city that never sleeps” for nothing…

Good at coming up with puns/dad jokes on the spot. May or may not overuse them to the point of pissing off the other states.

Most people think he’s incapable of taking things seriously, but he just doesn’t like worrying about things unneccesarily.

Texas

Country boy i love you…

Still has that Texan pride, he’s just a lot more passive-aggressive about it now. Like if someone insulted his state, he wouldn’t fight them face to face, he’d just vaguepost about it on twitter that night.

^Despite this, he is a lot nicer than canon Texas. Maybe he’ll finally get along with Austin?

Has protective instincts over anyone or anything that looks vulnerable, but he gets scared at the sight of blood and other such things so he’s not as good of a caretaker as Louisiana

Has a bunch of Applejack plushies that he cuddles with in his sleep

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these three screenshots in combination is literally gold😭

It’s giving “omg did you see what karen was wearing at the pta meeting”

Video: Table News: Reading, Counting, Plotting, and Shorts

Status: Public

Link: Table News: Reading, Counting, Plotting, and Shorts

Date Posted: October 3rd 2021