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This is not an addiction

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i never get over things btw i just smoke a heinous amount of weed about it

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working class

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

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Cis people be like im not transphobic but my partner just told me shes trans and i feel betrayed and gross and manipulated, like obviously shes a woman but why wouldn't she disclose her entire medical history i mean shes biologically male so it was basically rape

Fuck that reddit post so much holy shit

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cinderella...

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He was born stupid.

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

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It seems pretty windy

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high caves

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don't let the obsession with youth banish you from a beautiful life. i've found that growing older has been overwhelmingly romantic. i have my own room to decorate. no one yells at me when i come home. every time i shop for groceries it's like a love story. i make martinis in my nightgown. i bake dessert at midnight. i feel like i wasn't even alive until i was in my 20s.

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So SINNERS was a movie huh? (I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it for weeks)

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i call devastatingly embarrassing moments "3 AM thoughts" because these are the types of moments that go beyond making us cringe when we remember them. they're the kind we lie awake thinking about, wishing to be sucked into the darkness so we can stop thinking.

one of my favorite ice breakers at parties is to explain what a 3 AM Thought is and then ask everyone to share one. People never want to go first, so I go first. There is something to be said to go around in a circle and repeatedly gasp and even shriek in horror as everyone describes the most mortifying thing that was ever their fault completely.

i really love that this has caught on in most of my social circles because recently several of my friends witnessed me say something to a stranger that was so clueless and stupid that i could have died on the spot, and as if to finish me off, one of them said, "ooo, new 3 AM thought!"

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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guy who doesn’t understand the context behind posts about transgender puppyplay: i don’t think you should be treating your dog like that… :(