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I would venture to guess that it is somewhere on earth, more specifically in or around the area of your home

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NOTEBOOK?!?!?!

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Shiro (white) from “So I’m a Spider, So What?”

Cool

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

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PenguinPatronus13 I believe, although it’s changed since, and yeah it was probably because that movie hard coded my brain into loving penguins

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Happy Feet.

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I forced mom to play that movie so many times I’m surprised our copy of it didn’t turn to dust, probably my second most played piece of media ever

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Happy Feet.

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I haven’t watched it in years yet I still remember enough bits and pieces that my autism activates the second I see a penguin

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Happy Feet.

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You ever have to wear an outfit that doesn’t feel right and all you can think the whole day is how you really hate gender dysphoria? It’s one of those days

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If I’m nicknaming you I’m not going to call you an actually cool characters name, we’re siblings, universal law requires that I, as the oldest sibling, must insult you at least a little bit with any and all nicknames. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, so I guess for now I’ll just can you thousand miles or something

I love how you can't make a nickname for Miles. Take that, people who call me by nick names I hate just to piss me off because it's "funny"!

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Do you know how fucking hard it is to make a nickname for Miles? Like, there’s things with similar spelling or letters, like mill(s), but besides that you’re basically just a measurement of distance. What else sleepily a call you? Overgrown yardstick? 1/40,075th of the earth’s circumference?

I love how you can't make a nickname for Miles. Take that, people who call me by nick names I hate just to piss me off because it's "funny"!

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Just for that I’m calling you Mills. Have fun being referred to as the facilities in which one would mill a grain into a fine powder, bro.

I love how you can't make a nickname for Miles. Take that, people who call me by nick names I hate just to piss me off because it's "funny"!

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Wonderful side quest I’ve been given

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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this guys awesome, Kapoor is however a penis, and I have now unlocked the knowledge that I can paint with the blood of the gays to spite the government and my Christian grandmother. Gods I love tumblr

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

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My one friend is saved as “scawy emo”, my Mexican friend is “illegal smoker” and my one friend with messed up legs is “twin tower legs bitch”. What ever happened to saving people in your phones as what they are rather than their full government name? Where’s the fun in a full or real name when I can instead open my contacts and it looks like the cast of an off brand muppet movie

Saw a screen shot of a Tim Sutton twitter post and why the fuck does everyone oner the age of like 35 have like everyone save as their full fucking government name??

He had Alex Kralie's actor Joseph DeLage saved as "Joseph DeLage"

My dad had his girlfired of like 3 years saved as "Laura [L\N]" All of his friends are saved as their actual names, I've seen it.

WHY, PEOPLE, WHY??

My ex used to be saved as "Tater tot", @deertaco is "ROSS FEDERMAN" (might change that soon), @dragonbound3996 is QUACKKKKKKK, @cryptid-in-your-walls is saved as "DIPPER PINES IRL", my aunt is "The Twin Spawner", my dad is "Nerd", my grandfather is "Clod Hoppers", my uncle is "O-k K-o", so on and so forth

I know I am saved in Abby's phone as "Third step on a staircase"

Please, add some pizzaz and glitter to your digital cell.

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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Does anyone else feel like they form deep emotional connections to fictional characters a bit too quick? Like, I’ll get three chapters deep and the character in question is already not just my favorite character but one of my favorite people in general? What do I blame for that, because I feel like pinning it in the autism

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💜✨send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ✨💜

I would love to, but I don’t even know ten bloggers, I don’t even know like 5

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I live out of pure spite and passive anger, don’t worry, I’ll outlive the ground we walk on

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Ah yes, friendship cannibalism, a fun pastime