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moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

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Im the guy who's getting all those pauses pregnant

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Also I'm sorry but "does it show a lack of conviction in communism to jack off to knight porn?" sounds like a dialogue option in disco elysium that resukts in Kim looking at you kinda sadly and then changing the subject

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sorry but it still always blows my fucking mind that total randos will show up fists swinging with the most hostile possible responses to pretty innocuous posts and then act like it’s unbelievable that you aren’t nice to them in return.

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balfouri

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i dont care what anyone says THIS is singlehandedly the best dril tweet ever

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I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the nebula background and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.

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“Take year 3 student Emma Glenfield, who started with a simple question about magpies and wound up conducting some cutting-edge research almost by accident."

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hey everyone shh for a sec. we got radioactive Shrimp

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Moodboard for when you look in a character tag

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No #1 conways game of life furry fan over here

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the stone mask from jojo but it’s aku aku from crash bandicoot

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gotta say, watching in real time as Target eats shit catastrophically is one of the only things keeping me going some days

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"you don't need to go on hormones to be trans" is true but not an appropriate thing to say to someone who is seeking hormones. "asexuals can have sex too" is true but not an appropriate thing to say to an asexual who doesn't want to have sex. etc etc etc. idk why it's so hard for people to get their head around this one. read the room dude.