dragondumbass

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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You have to keep transitioning until you discover that you actually do love dancing and sex. Please.

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there is a lot of joy to be had in being polyamorous. but i want to talk about the specific joys derived from being with someone who is poly.

it's in the knowledge that to them, you are important enough that they continue to choose you even when they have chosen others as well. it's in the knowing that your love calls to them so strongly that they feel it even when they have the love of another.

she is free to love however and whoever her heart desires. i do not tie her down (well, not in that way lol). i do not limit her, i do not restrict her, i do not contain her. she can and does find love in others. but i am important enough to her that she is always going to come back to me. it's not just a hope, a maybe, it's woven into the very fabric of the relationship. i am not less significant because i am one of a few, i feel like i am actually more significant because of it. my love is so unique and valuable that she has to have it, even when she is getting so much love already. that feeling is so powerful to me.

when a wildcat chooses to lie down peacefully in your lap, even when you give her the freedom to run, that is a gift. you have been chosen for the safety and comfort you provide. that is not diminished by the cat finding shelter elsewhere, that is enhanced by it. you are one of her favorite spots to lie down and rest. cherish that feeling.

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they need to invent a real crystal you can trap people inside of

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you've gotta stop talking about polyamory & monogamy as immutable orientations of the heart and not just relationship formats that literally anyone can choose to adhere to or not

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crt televisions are sooo fucking beautiful in their crystaline uncaptureable dancing displays. there's some technofaerie elusiveness such that you can only experience it by sitting in front of one. it saddens me that today's youth have probably never had the pleasure of absorbing one and witnessing what they're uniquely capable of. several sickeningly sweet warmths in their behaviours. similar to vhs, their unreplicable intrinsic byproduct qualities become slowly forgotten arcane machinations we can only bastardizedly imitate like forlorn hearts chasing some false facsimile of a former passion

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ill never forget when my noob grandfather despawned right before my eyes

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idk how controversial this is but we never should've ceded ground on the whole "sex vs gender" thing with cis people tbh

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tiktok bitches love to talk about kinda awkward poly situations where things weren't adequately communicated and end it with like "obviously I'm monogamous now 🤣" as though polyamory was the problem there

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We must do everything in our power to eradicate Mormonism.

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me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier

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my cock is telling me to be evil again

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it makes your cock awesome

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a secret cad-comic

happy 1 year anniversary to its abrupt end

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Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience

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Sorry I can’t top, I haven’t created a black and white sigil for my tumblr pfp yet :/