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Sure would be a shame if thousands of people saw this...
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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the number one tip to win lawsuits is to ramble about it extemporaneously to thousands of people on the public record
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need art of my fursona in a st louis blues jersey a thong holding a 6 pack and smoking a blunt because thats what my 30s are becoming hockey girl is back
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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist
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You can still smooch your girlfriend even if she has bitey teeth
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